The Better Kisser (Hero Stories)

"The Better Kisser" is a mini-story that takes place in the HERO: The Guardian Smurf story series.

The Story
It was the day of Hero's 153rd birthday and all the Smurfs wanted to make it the best birthday ever. They covered the village with bunting, Greedy meanwhile spent the day, preparing a special birthday cake. Wonder meanwhile was busy thinking about what present she could get for him. No matter how hard she thought she couldn't think of what to get for him.

It wasn't until late night at the party, as all the Smurfs were singing to Hero, she went over to him.

"Hero!" she said quietly.

"What is it, Wonder?" Hero asked.

"I'm sorry I don't have a smurfday present for you, Hero... but I hope you will settle for this!" Wonder said, as she gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"You didn't really need to get this smurf anything, Wonder, just being with my fellow Smurfs is all that matters to me!" Hero said. Smurfette came over.

"You call that a kiss, Wonder? I'll show you a kiss!" Smurfette said, as she put her arms on Hero's cheeks and gave him a kiss on the lips. Once she finished, Hero was left surprised.

"Well, Hero knows my kisses are smurfy!" Wonder said, as she wrapped her arms round Hero's head and gave him a kiss on lips, lifting up one of her legs in the process. Once she was finished, Hero was left in a more surprised state.

"I've known him longer, he knows my kisses are smurfier!" Smurfette said, as she wrapped her arms round Hero's head and wrapped both her legs round Hero's waist and gave him a kiss on the lips. Once she was finished, Hero fainted.

"Hero, are you okay?" Wonder asked.

"He'll be fine! He's just not had that many kisses in one day from a female Smurf!" Papa chuckled. Eventually Hero came to.

"Oh my!" Hero said.

"So, Hero, whose kisses are the smurfiest?" Smurfette asked.

"I... I... I..." Hero stuttered, "I need fresh air!" he said, as he walked off towards the village border, Hawkeye followed.

Soon both Wonder and Smurfette started saying to each other about their kisses being the better one.

Eventually Hawkeye met up with Hero at the border of the village.

"So... quite a smurfday then?" He asked.

"Yeah!" Hero said, trying to cath his breath.

"Tell me, Hero, who was the smurfier kisser?" Hawkeye jokingly asked.

Hero chuckled, "This smurf can't decide on who was the smurfier kisser, there kisses were just so... so... this smurf can't smurf up with the words to smurf those moments." he said.

"So, would you consider this you're smurfiest smurfday then?" Hawkeye asked.

"In smurfier words... yes it was the smurfiest!" Hero laughed.

Soon both Hero and Hawkeye shared in the laughter.