User blog:RWthebigfan/More outtakes!

Another batch of outtakes:

"Crying Smurfs, Final Scene, Take 1"

Hefty: Gee, Weepy, when I thought you were a goner I...I...

Director: Set off.

(Suddenly, all the lights on the set go off, no one understanding what "set off" ment.)

Hefty: (starts strongly) I felt...Hey, this isn't what "setting off" means!

(camera cuts)

"Adventures of Robin Smurf, Scene 3, Take 1"

(audio file plays, with guitar)

Tracker: ...And had they the chance to take our place

We know that every smurf would

(all smurfs boo at Tracker before Hefty says anything)

Tracker: What? Let me guess, you're making fun of Harmony, right?

(camera cuts)

"The Three Smurfkateers, Scene ?, Take 2"

(castle view)

Clumsy: Oh my, my, my, my, my. I think I'm gonna cry. Yes. (Begins crying. At this point, the three smurfkateers are supposed to enter the scene, but they're not on cue in time, and Clumsy continues to cry. Then the camera cuts)

Any more suggestions? I'm doing this to get back on the spotlight, by the way.