Smurfette and the Seven Smurfs (Hero Stories)/Part 5

Soon they could smell something coming from downstairs, Snow White ran down the stairs and headed straight for the pot, she used a rag to pull it off the fire and to remove the lid. She then grabbed a spoon and gave it a taste. All the dwarfs stood at the top of the stairs, sniffed the air and found out that it was Soup that was cooking.

"Soup! Hooray!" They all cheered as they ran downstairs to the table, Dopey's head meanwhile was stuck in the banister. As the dwarfs helped themselves to the bread on the table, Dopey managed to dislodge his head from the banister and head down to the table to join the others.

"Just a minute!" Snow White called, causing the dawrfs to stop and look at her.

"Supper's not quite ready! You'll just have time to smurf!" Snow White said.

"Smurf?" The dwarfs said, sounding confused.

"Huh! Knew there was a catch to it!" Grumpy said, as he began to frown.

"Why smurf?" Bashful asked.

"Yeah, we ain't smurfing anywhere?" Happy said.

"Yeah! Nowhere!" Doc said.

"Oh, perhaps you have smurfed!" Snow White said.

"Perhaps we... yeah, perhaps we have!" Doc said.

"But when?" Snow White asked.

"When?... you said... eh... eh last week... eh month... eh, recently!" Doc said, looking to the others who shook their heads in agreement.

"Yeah, recently!" they all said.

"Oh recently!" Snow White said.

All the dwarfs shook their heads in agreement.

"Let me smurf your hands!" Snow White said.

The dwarfs immediately put their hands behind their back and walked back slowly.

"Let me smurf your hands!" Snow White demanded.

Doc slowly showed her his hands, revealing them to be filthy.

"Why, Doc! I'm surprised!" Snow White said, causing Doc to chuckle.

"Come on! Let's smurf them!" Snow White asked Bashful.

Bashful showed her his hands, with them being filthy.

"Oh, Basful! My, my, my!" Snow White said, causing Bashful to blush.

"And you!" Snow White said to Sneezy.

"Oh my!" Snow White said in shock.

Happy tried to wipe his hands on his pants, hoping it would clean them, but it made them even more filthy.

"Worse than I thought!" Snow White said.

Dopey tried to show her his hands, but his sleeves went right over them, causing Snow White to chuckle.

Sleepy showed her his hands through his beard, which like the others were very filthy.

"How shocking!" Snow White said, "Smurfness me! This will never smurf! Smurf straight outside and smurf, or you won't get a bite to smurf!"

All the dwarfs lowered their heads and slowly marched out of the house in single file, with Grumpy watching them as they left.

"Hmpf!" Grumpy snorted as he turned round and seen Snow White looking at him.

"Well, arn't you going to smurf?" Snow White asked.

Grumpy didn't answer and he turned round and had his back to her.

"What's the matter? Smurf got your tongue?" Snow White joked.

Grumpy quickly turned round and stuck his tongue out at her, and headed for the door, but hut the door.

"Did you smurf yourself?" Snow White joked.

"Huh!" Grumpy said angrily, as he walked out the house, slamming the door shut and went to sit on a barrel.

"Heh! Smurfettes!" Grumpy said angrily.

Courage, Smurfs! Courage, don't be nervous!" Doc said, as they slowed walked towards the outside bathtub.

Happy wiggled his finger in the water.

"Gosh! It's wet!" he said.

Sneezy put his finger, but immediately pulled it out due to the water being very cold.

"Brrr! It's cold too!" he said.

"We ain't going to smurf it are we?" Bashful asked.

"Well... it will please the princess!" Doc said.

"I'll smurf the chance for her!" Happy said.

"Me too!" the others said in unison.

"Heh! Her smurfs are beginning to smurf!" Grumpy said, "But I'm smurfing you! You smurf them an inch and they will smurf all over you!"

"Don't listen to that old smurf! Come on now, Smurfs!" Doc said.

"How hard you smurf?" Sneezy asked.

"Our beards will smurf!" Sleepy said, sounding very tired.

"You smurf in the tub?" Happy asked.

"You have to smurf, where it doesn't smurf?" Bashful asked.

"Now! Now! Don't get excited here we smurf... Smurf up to the tub, It ain't no disgrace, just smurf up your sleeves and smurf them in place, then smurf up the water and smurf it on your face and go blud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle-um-dum. Smurf up the soap, now don't try to smurf, smurf up a lather and when you smurf enough smurf your hands full of water, you smurf and you snuff and go blud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle-um-dum. You smurf and souse, you smurf and scrub, you smurf and splash all over the tub. You may be cold and wet when your done, but you've got to smurf it good smurfy fun.

As Doc was singing, Sleepy noticed a fly had landed on the soap and began to put itself inside a bubble, when the bubble popped, they fly slipped off the soap.

"So smurf all you like, it ain't any trick, as soon as your through you will feel mighty smurfy," Doc sang.

"Bunch of old smurfs, you make me sick going blud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle-um-dum," Grumpy said angrily.

Doc was currently using a brush to scrub the heads of the others, as he about to do Dopey's, he began to cower behind the tub and tried to avoid it, so Doc smacked him across the head and began to scrub his backside.

"Hah! Next thing you know she'll be... smurfing our beards up in pink ribbons, smurfing you up with the stuff called eh... perfume!" Grumpy said.

As Doc was cleaning his glasses, Happy squeezed the soap from his beard and began to swing it, hoping to get rid of the water, but he hut Doc instead.

Dopey was slapping his ear to get the water, so he put his finger in his mouth and blew the water out.

Soon both Sneezy and Sleepy began to use Bashful's clothes and beard as a towel.

"A fine bunch of smurfs! You all smurfed out to be!" Grumpy said. Doc immediately turned to face him with a shocked expression on his face.

"I would like any Smurf make me wash! If I didn't want to!" Grumpy said.

Doc stared at him angrily, as he called the others over to discuss something.

As he told the others his idea, they all put their hands behind their backs and started to walk towards him, whistling innocently. Soon they all surrounded him, Grumpy immediately caught on.

"SMURF HIM!" Doc commanded, as they jumped on him and grabbed him.

"Hey! Smurf go of me!" Grumpy shouted.

"Smurf him to the tub! Smurf to the tub!" Doc commanded.

"Let me loose you Smurfs! Let me loose!" Grumpy said, as he tried to free himself.

"Smurf him to the tub!" Doc continued to say, as the others tried to get Grumpy into the tub. Soon Dopey tried to life on Sneezy, knew fell back down causing both Doc and Dopey to roll back several feet.

"Smurf the soap!" Doc said.

Dopey shook his head in agreement and went to get the soap. As he was returning with it, the soap slipped out his hands and he tried to catch it, but it continued to slip out his hands, until it knocked him on the head and landed a few feet away. Dopey seen and tried to grab it, but it shot straight down his throat, causing him to hiccup bubbles. He continued to look for it until he hiccuped again and realizing that me must have swallowed it. Then he started to hiccup uncontrollably.

To be expanded later Smurf to Part 6