The Smurflings (Hero Stories)/Part 5

"Did you see that Sassettable Smurfette?" Hefty asked the Smurflings.

"Oui! She was indeed a... Sassette!" Painter said, as he had his painting canvas over his head.

"Yes... ow... eh... ah... eh... she put ants in my pants and ran into the woods," Brainy said.

"Where do you suppose she came from?" Hefty asked.

"Seen any storks around?" Farmer asked, before they all looked towards the Smurflings with angry faces.

"Eh... you don't need to start to get a... Sassette!" Snappy said, before the three gulped in fear and gave a slight chuckle. They were eventually brought to Papa Smurf.

"So you see, Papa Smurf! We were just trying to cheer up Smurfette," Snappy said.

"That's no excuse!" Papa Smurf said adamantly, "You three have broken the first rule of Smurfdom,"

"Don't try to cheer up, Smurfette?" Snappy asked.

"NO! NEVER GO TO GARGAMEL'S" all the Smurfs said in unison.

"And the second." Papa Smurf said.

"NEVER MESS AROUND IN PAPA SMURF'S LAB!" all the Smurfs said in unison.

"What do we do about the poor little Sassette?" Painter asked.

"We must find her and perform the True Blue Spell on her. It is the only way to change her from Gargamel's evil creation into a smurfy little Smurfling." Papa Smurf said.

...

Soon, all the Smurfs were out in the forest looking for Sassette.

"Yoohoo!" Greedy called out.

"Sassette! Little sassy!" Hefty called out.

"Where are you?" Brainy called out.

Not too far away, Smurfette was sitting on a log, pulling petals off a flower and dropping them into the river.

she sighed, "Sometimes, I wish I was a naturally born female Smurf, but there's just some things that just can't smurf," she said sadly.

What she didn't know was that Sassette was leaning over her in a tree branch with a fake spider in her hand. She lowered it down until it was just in front of Smurfette's face. She screamed and fell into the river. She heard laughter and looked up and seen the little female Smurf.

"You look like a wet rat, blondey! Think of all the fun we'd have," she said, mocking her.

Papa Smurf appeared behind her and performed the True Blue Spell on her. Her appearance began to change, her hair was now in two ponytails and she was much sweeter.

"Jumping Jackrabbits! Who are you?" Sassette asked.

"We're the Smurflings!" Nat, Snappy and Slouchy said proudly in unison.

"And who are you? And you?" Sassette asked.

"I'm Papa Smurf!" Papa Smurf said.

"And I'm Smurfette! Little darling," Smurfette said.

"Can I ask one more question?" Sassette asked.

"Of course," They all said unison.

"Who am I?" Sassette asked.

"You're Sassette!" Snappy said.

"You're a Smurf! Like us!" Papa Smurf said.

"I am? A Smurf?" Sassette asked.

"You are, if you feel smurfy!" Papa Smurf said.

"YIPPEE! I DO! I DO! I do feel smurfy, Pappy!" Sassette cheered.

"Pappy?" Papa Smurf said in disbelief.

"Oh, Sassette! There's another Smurfette I want you to meet, her name's Wonder," Smurfette said.

"Wonder?" Sassette asked.

...

Sometime later, Smurfette took Sassette to Hero's house. She seen Wonder was outside working on the garden, adding new flowers she collected from the forest.

"Wonder!" Smurfette called out.

"What is it, Smurfette?" Wonder asked.

"Meet Sassette! Our new friend!" Smurfette said happily.

"Hello! It's smurfy to meet you, Sassette!" Wonder said.

"Can I just ask you one thing?" Sassette asked.

"Of course," Wonder answered.

"What's with that H on your forehead?" Sassette asked.

"Oh! I was smurfed with this," Wonder said.

"You were created the same way as me?" Sassette asked.

"Not exactly, Sassette! I was smurfed through a magic mirror, which smufs the opposite gender counterpart of whoever smurfs into it," Wonder said.

"Where is the Smurf who created you? I seen no Smurf with an H on his forehead," Sassette asked.

"His name is Hero! And he's smurfed on a visit to Papa Smurf's human friend, Homnibus. Once he smurfs back to the village, I'll introduce you to him if you like," Wonder said.

Sassette smiled, before she walked away with Smurfette, back to her house.

Papa Smurf meanwhile, was in his lab and noticed there was some clay remaining in the basin that the Smurflings had used to make Sassette. He noticed something strange about it.

"There's something odd about this clay, I'll need to analyze it! Hopefully there is nothing abnormal about it!" Papa Smurf said, as he began to experiment on the clay, just then a small bird appeared at his window with a letter in its beak. "Oh! This must be from Homnibus," he said, as he opened the letter and began to read.

"Dear Papa Smurf, I do apologize for Hero not returning to your village last night, this is due to me asking him if he wanted to stay and stargaze with me and he agreed to do so, but he shall return to your village sometime later, Yours truly, Homnibus," Papa Smurf read out.

"Now I can tell Wonder, when Hero is returning. But before I do so. I'll continue to analyze this clay," Papa Smurf said.

...

Inside Smurfette house, Smurfette was preparing a cup of tea. Sassette wanted to go for a walk around the village.

"While you're smurfing a cup of smurf, I'm going to take a smurf around the village!" Sassette told her.

"Okay! Don't go too far!" Smurfette said.

Sassette was singing the La-La song as she skipped through the village, she noticed Grouchy was sulking, she decided to find out why.

"Oh, you're Grouchy!" Sassette said.

"Hmm..." Grouchy muttered.

"Why are you grouchy? Is that your nature? Were you born like that? Hey, I'm smurifng you a question." Sassette said.

"I hate questions!" Grouchy said.

"And I smurf you don't like Smurfettes!" Sassette said.

"I hate Smurfettes!" Grouchy said.

"Why not?" Sassette asked.

"Because they're creations of Gargamel! And I hate Gargamel!" Grouchy said.

"Who's Gargamel?" Sassette asked.

"He's a wicked sorcerer!" Grouchy said.

"Oh? And where does he live?" Sassette asked.

"In a hovel on the other side of the forest!" Grouchy said.

"Oh?" Sassette asked.

"AND STOP SMURFING ME QUESTIONS! I HATE BEING SMURFED QUESTIONS!" Grouchy shouted.

"On other other side of the forest... well, well..." Sassette thought to herself, before she skipped into the forest and towards Gargamel's hovel.

...

Inside the laboratory, Papa Smurf was still analyzing the clay.

"Apparently I don't see anything abnormal! I'll try light beams! Let's see... this is the equivalent of a sunbeam's intensity at noon..." Papa Smurf said, before the clay exploded.

"Great Smurfs! At noon, Sassette's going to explode!" Papa Smurf said in shock.

The other Smurfs heard the explosion and came running to see if Papa Smurf was alright.

"Papa Smurf, what happened?" Hefty asked.

"You're not wounded?" Brainy asked.

"I'm okay! Where's Sassette?" Papa Smurf asked, sounding rather dazed.

"She's no longer here! I don't think I ought to have smurfed her about Gargamel and his hovel, because she went in that direction" And I hate that!" Grouchy said.

"WHAT?! MY SASSETTE!" Smurfette screamed.

"You stupid Smurf!" Hefty said,

It was close to noon and Gargamel was looking out the window, ready for the explosion.

"Hee! Hee! Hee! Any minute, Azrael! KABLAMO! The Smurfs will be blown to pieces," Gargamel said, before there was a knock on the door.

"We must find her fast! I'll smurf up an anti-explosion solution before noon!" Papa Smurf said.

"Oh! I would love to be there in person to see it for myself," he said, as he opened the door and noticed no one was there, "Yes? What is it? Huh?" he said, before he looked down and saw Sassette standing there, "YOU!"

"Pappy Gargamel! I've come to live with you," Sassette told him.

"No! Get away from me, you blue timebomb!" Gargamel said, as he closed the door and locked it.

"You're my real pappy!" Sassette called from other side of the door.

"No! No! I'm not... go home, back to your village! You can find it," Gargamel said,

Sassette jumped in through an open window. Azrael ran away from her.

"What's the matter, kitty? You and me are going to be roommates!" Sassette said.

...

The Smurfs were on their way to Gargamel's hovel, Papa Smurf was holding a bucket.

"We must douse Sassette with this anti-explosion solution, before noon," Papa Smurf said.

"There she is!" Smurfette said, as she pointed to Sassette, who was chasing after Gargamel and Azrael.

"Don't you want to get to know me, Pappy Gargamel! Don't you?" Sassette asked, as Gargamel began to climb a tree.

"No! No! I' not the socialble type," Gargamel told her.

"But I don't understand why nobody want's me?" Sassette said.

She then heard the other Smurfs calling her name.

"Come here! Hurry! Hurry!" Smurfette told her.

"I don't belong with you! Because I'm not a real Smurf," Sassette said, as she began to climb the tree.

"I know how you feel, Sassette! I was made by Gargamel's formula too! But I learned to become a real Smurf, so can you!" Smurfette told her.

"I can?" Sassette asked.

"Yes, Sassette! Even though I was smurfed differently into the world, even I learned to become a real Smurf, If we can do it, so can you!" Wonder added.

"Really?" Sassette asked.

"Of course you can, of course, you belong with them, Sassette. They love you so much, they really do," Gargamel told her.

"For once in your life, Gargamel! You're right!" Papa Smurf said.

"Then you do want me?" Sassette asked.

"Of course we do!" Smurfette told her, as Sassette dropped from the tree and into her arms.

"Sorry about this," Papa Smurf said, as he doused both Smurfette and Sassette with the anti-explosion solution.

"Ha! Ha! I guess Pappy Smurf likes to play Fire Brigade too!" Sassette said.

"Come, my little Smurfs! Let's smurf back to the village," Papa Smurf said.

...

Later, Gargamel had returned to the cave of the Source.

"Oh! I can't understand it, Azrael! Why didn't this confounded clay explode? It's noon!" Gargamel said, as he took the clay out into the sun, and as soon as a sunbeam touched the clay, it exploded in his face.

"Oh! I hate those Smurfs!" Gargamel fumed.

Back in the village, all the Smurfs were crowded around Sassette.

"We're so glad to have you back, Sassette!" Handy said.

"But this isn't really my home, because I'm still not really a Smurf," Sassette said.

"Well, Sassette! There's only one thing to do... adoption," Papa Smurf said.

Harmony blew his horn and all the Smurfs began to talk at once.

"We, Smurfs, adopt you, Sassette, as a real true blue Smurfling," they all said in unison.

"Just like us!" Snappy shouted out.

"Welcome to the family," Hefty said.

"It's just so smurfy having another sister," Smurfette said.

"Agreed!" Wonder added.

"Well, Sassette, will you adopt us?" Papa Smurf asked.

"Chattering Chipmunks! Of course I will, Pappy!" Sassette cheered.

"Then, I, Papa Smurf, Hereby declare you, an honest to goodness Smurf," Paap Smurf said.

"HOORAY! HOORAY!" all the Smurfs cheered.

Soon Wonder seen a golden light in the sky.

"Papa Smurf! Look!" Wonder called out.

All the Smurfs looked up and the seen the light getting bigger and bigger and soon a figure began to appear.

"Hey! It's Hero!" Smurfette called out.

"Hero?" Sassette asked.

"Remember I told you that I would introduce you to him once he smurfed back here?" Wonder asked.

"Yeah!" Sassette answered.

"Well now's your chance," Wonder said, as they all watched Hero land.

"Hey, fellow Smurfs! What's smurfing on here?" Hero asked.

"We're just welcoming Sassette into the family, Hero!" Hefty said.

"Sassette? Who's Sassette?" Hero asked.

Wonder and Smurfette walked forward, with Sassette between them.

"Hero! This is Sassette!" Wonder said.

"Well, I'll be smurfed! She's cute." Hero said, as he went to introduce himself, "Hello there, my name is Hero," he said.

"Hi!" Sassette said rather nervously.

"No need to be nervous around me, Sassette! I'm a kind and caring Smurf," Hero told her.

"He's right, Sassette!" Wonder said.

"Amen to that," Smurfette added.

"Let's smurf a party, my little Smurfs," Papa Smurf said.

"Yeah!" all the Smurfs cheered in unison.

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