User blog:A Heroic Smurf/The Unthinkable

NOTE: This is non-canon to the HERO: The Guardian Smurf story series. It is partially inspired by the EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf alternate timeline story, "Papa Smurf & Mama Smurfette".

The Story
It was coming to the end of the first day of Spring, and all the Smurfs were feeling relieved, since Smurfette earlier admitted that she loves all her fellow Smurfs equally. Papa Smurf felt somewhat disheartened about not only being rejected by Smurfette, but also by his other daughter Wonder, who admitted that she could love him as a father.

It all started when Papa Smurf resumed using Hefty's workout equipment when he got a knock on his door. He answered it and seen Wonder standing before him.

"Papa Smurf! You mind if I smurf a private talk with you?" she asked.

"Of course, smurf on in," Papa Smurf said, allowing her to enter his home. She sat down on a chair close to the fireplace.

"What is it that you want to smurf about?" Papa Smurf asked, sitting down in a chair next to her.

Wonder looked back and forth in order to make sure that no Smurf would overhear what she was about to say. She got closer to Papa Smurf and held his hands in hers.

"Papa Smurf, and I am very flattered by the attention you were smurfing me today. The truth is, there's no other Smurf in the village that makes me feel more in my heart than you do. I know this sounds unsmurfy because I am younger than you, but I don't really care about that or what other Smurfs think. All I know is, I love you and I will always love you!" Wonder finally said.

Papa Smurf was left surprised, yet felt somewhat excited at the same time, "But, what about Hero? He loves you," he said.

"I know he loves me," Wonder said, "But, my heart smurfs me that he wouldn't be able to keep me happy like you would."

Papa Smurf couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"And this is how I'll prove it to you," Wonder said, before giving him a kiss on the mouth, giving him a flirtatious look and leading him upstairs towards the bedroom.

... Meanwhile, Hero was busy looking for Wonder, he asked every Smurf if they had seen her, with every Smurf giving the same answer.

"Where could she be?" Hero asked himself. He soon saw Hawkeye and Fergus heading Nikolai's Bar for a drink.

"Fergus! Hawkeye!" Hero called out, "You two haven't seen Wonder have you?"

"I haven't seen her, laddie," Fergus answered.

"I think I seen her smurfing towards Papa Smurf's house," Hawkeye answered.

"Thanks," Hero said, before heading off in that direction.

He soon arrived at Papa Smurf's house and knocked on the door.

"Papa Smurf?" Hero said, before knocking again, "Papa Smurf?"

Soon, he could hear the sound of Wonder giggling coming from the bedroom. Hero felt his anger begin to build, so he opened the door by force and went straight up to the bedroom. What happened next was not pleasant, Hero could see Wonder's dress and undergarments, along with Papa Smurf pants and undergarments on the floor.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF SMURF IS SMURFING ON HERE?" Hero shouted, catching the two by surprise.

"Hero? What are you smurfing here?" Papa Smurf asked nervously.

"What are you smurfing with her?" Hero asked fiercely.

"Hero! It's not what it looks like," Wonder said, trying to defend her actions.

"YOU TWO HAVE BETRAYED ME! MY GIRLFRIEND, SMURFING WITH MY OWN FATHER! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU TWO FOR THIS!" Hero shouted fiercely, in a voice that didn't sound anything like his own.

"Hero! Let me explain," Papa Smurf said, before he saw Hero was beginning to glow with the Power Stones aura, screaming very loudly as his glow continued to get brighter and brighter with electrical sparks surrounding him, he looked like he was ready to attack.

"Hero! Please, if you calm down then I'll explain everything," Wonder said.

But Hero wasn't listening, he used his energy to give Papa Smurf a beating he had never experienced, Papa Smurf felt like he had been punched in the face a million times very fast, it was all too much for him to bear, before Hero dealt the final blow.

The other Smurfs came running to Papa Smurf's house and seen what they didn't want to see, Papa Smurf's body was smoking, his face looking like a spoiled smurfburger.

"Hero, what have you done?" Brainy asked.

Hero wilted, as if he couldn't stand to see what had just done, he immediately had flashbacks to what he did to Jokey all those years ago. "I smurfed Papa Smurf smurfing with Wonder that I just erupted in anger...and I'm afraid that I may have killed him," he said with a big lump in his throat.

Hefty pushed past Hero to examine Papa Smurf. "Papa Smurf, please, wake up...it's me, Hefty Smurf," he said, sounding very upset. But there was no response.

Hero watched as Hefty picked up Papa Smurf in his arms and carried him to the village hospital. At that moment he wished that he could just disappear from the village again so that he wouldn't face the other Smurfs. The other Smurfs just looked at Hero with looks of shock, before Hefty stopped to face Hero.

"As of right now, I'm the temporary village leader, and my first announcement is this: Hero Smurf, you are now officially banned from ever returning to this Village. Gather your possessions and leave immediately." Hefty said.

Hero lowered his head in complete shame and headed off to gather his things.