Who Would I Have Married? (Hero Stories)

"Who Would I Have Married?" is a mini-story that is part of the HERO: The Guardian Smurf story series. It takes place at some point after the creation of the Smurfettes.

The Story
One afternoon in the Smurf Village, most of the Smurfs and Smurfettes were busy with their daily duties, Painter and Francoise were busy working on their latest masteurpiesas, Poet was working on his latest poem, Brainy was working on his newest addition of Quotations of Brainy Smurf whilst his partner Athena was currently helping Papa Smurf and Mother Smurfette in the laboratory; although Papa Smurf didn't like to admit it, he found Athena much more helpful than Brainy could ever be.

Wonder was on her way home after spending time at a tea party that Smurfette had hosted; she found herself happy that she finally had more female Smurfs to be friends with. When she walked up the small path leading to her door; she could hear Hero making horse noises inside. She chuckled before opening the door and heading inside. She could see that Hero was pretending to act like a horse for their infant daughter Saviour, who rode on his back, Saviour giggled with laughter as her father jumped about and acted like a horse.

Hero looked up and seen Wonder standing at the door, laughing hysterically.

"Oh, hello, Wonder," Hero said, before taking hold of Saviour and standing back up on his feet, "I didn't smurf you there."

Wonder regained her composure, "That was very funny," she said, "Can I have Saviour now?"

"Of course you can," Hero said, handing Saviour over to his wife.

"So, tell me, what did you smurf up to today?" Hero asked.

"Well, besides the normal activities I smurf; I attended a female-only tea party that Smurfette hosted," Wonder said.

"Intriguing," Hero said with a smirk, "Care to smurf the details?"

"Sorry, Hero," Wonder told him, "But nothing will smurf from these lips."

"Your luscious lips more like," Hero said with the flirtatious look.

Wonder blushed, "Anyway, before I smurfed through the door, Clumsy asked me something," she said.

"What was it he asked you?" Hero asked.

"He kindly asked me who would I marry if I didn't marry you," Wonder said.

"If that was the case," Hero said, "Which one of the Smurfs would you have married?"

"I'm not so sure, Hero," Wonder said, "Now I know how Smurfette felt when she was the only female Smurf in the village."

Hero chuckled, "Out of all the Smurfs, which ones do you think you would've married?"

"Well, a few of my choices would've been: Hefty for his strength and bravery, Fergus for his smurfy accent, his strength, and also wearing a kilt," Wonder said.

"What about Smurfs like Clumsy, Brainy, Greedy, as well as the others?" Hero asked.

"I know Clumsy's heart smurfs in the right place and he smurfs hard in everything he smurfs, but he'll constantly smurf over my feet," Wonder said.

"And Brainy?" Hero asked.

"He'll just bore me to death with his long speeches," Wonder answered, "I just don't know how Athena can smurf up with him."

"Well, we can use the Imaginarium to smurf what your life would be like if you married another Smurf," Hero said.

"That's a great idea, Hero," Wonder said, before she quickly realized something, "But who will smurf after Saviour while we use the Imaginarium?"

"I'm sure Smurfette wouldn't mind smurfing after her," Hero said.

"Isn't she no smurfing after Oracle today?" Wonder asked.

"Papa Smurf and Mother Smurfette are smurfing after him today," Hero answered.

"Well then, let's go," Wonder said, as she and Hero left the house.

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