Evil Smurfsman (song)

"Evil Smurfsman" is a song that is sung by the Mirror Universe version of Duncan McSmurf in the EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf story series. It is a clean parody of the song "Evil Scotsman" sung by Billy Connolly.

Lyrics
If you're smurfing for trouble, You're in the right place, Don't look at me like that, or i'll headsmurf your face I'm a really mean smurfer, I was born that way, And I don't really care if you think that I'm gay.

Cause I'm an evil Smurfsman, and Duncan is my name, I'm a sick smurfer from Smurfland, and causing pain is my game.