Fergus, Where's Your Pants? (song)

"Fergus, Where's Your Pants?" is a song that appears in the HERO: The Guardian Smurf story series. It is a parody of the song "Donald, Where's your Troosers?" by Andy Stewart. It appears in the story "Hero's Hidden Talent", sung by Fergus, Hawkeye, and Miner Smurf. This version of the song is the version covered by The Irish Rovers.

Lyrics
I've just come down from the mountain Skye,

I’m no very big and I'm awful shy,

the lassies say as I go by",

"Fergus, where’s your pants?."

''Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,  Through the village in my kilt I'll go,  And all the lassies say, "Hello!"''

Fergus, where's your pants?.

Now I went to a fancy ball

And it was slippery in the hall

And I was feart that I might fall

Fur I hadnae on ma' pants

Chorus x2

I went down to Nikolai's Bar

And I had some fun in the place

The ladies turned their heads around

Saying, "Fergus, where's your pants".

Chorus

The lassies love me every one

But let them catch me if they can

You canna put the breaks over a Smurfsman, saying

"Fergus, where's your pants?" Chorus