Smurfs Will be Smurfs (Hero Stories)/Part 1

It was a bright morning over the forest, and in the Smurf Village, Pailletee was walking around and looking in her mirror, happily telling the other Smurfs about her beauty as she passed them.

"My beauty just surpasses that of any Smurfette!" she happily told them. They just stared at her with annoyed expressions on their faces.

She was walking past a group of Smurfs, which consisted of Hefty's son Brutus, Fergus' son William, Handy's son Geary, Brainy's son Smarty and Clumsy's son Dopey.

"Hey, Smurfs! Watch this," Brutus told them, "Hey, Pailletee!"

"Yes?" Pailletee asked.

"I smurfed the mirror that you smurfed!" Brutus said holding a mirror in his hands.

"Oh, thank you, Brutus!" Pailletee said happily, "I'll be able to smurf myself in all my smurfy beauty!".

When Pailletee looked into the mirror, she screamed, as her reflection was distorted.

"'WAAAAH! I'm so ugly" Pailletee cried out, before she started crying, causing all the male Smurfs to start laughing.

"This just keeps getting smurfier!" Geary said, as he fell to the ground laughing hysterically, "My smurfs are killing me! Call uncle Doctor, Smarty!"

"I fail to smurf a comedy in Brutus' prank, Geary!" Smarty said, "There is nothing smurfy about being given a joke mirror, then smurfing that it smurfs a distorted reflection," he said, before he too burst into laughter.

"The laddies prank was really," William said, as he laughed hysterically.

Miracle, who was with Handy's daughter Bolt, oversaw the prank and didn't like seeing one of her fellow Smurfettes cry. She stormed over to them.

"Where do you Smurfs get off? You Smurfs are totally acting unsmurfy. Why don't you leave Pailletee alone? She can't help with the way she is, and blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah..." Miracle said, as her voiced trailed off. The male Smurfs stand in a row in front of her, looking at her with love in their eyes.

"Wow, Miracle looks smurfy today." Brutus said.

"I want to smurf a song to the lass, but I didn't smurf my bagpipes," William said.

"Smarty? My tummy feels all wiggly and crawly inside." Dopey said.

"That's nice, Dopey." Smarty said.

Geary just muttered words that no Smurf could understand.

"That's nice, Dopey." Smarty said again.

Miracle stared at them, somewhat annoyed, "Hel-lo?" she called to them.

The Smurfs just look at her with goofy grins, except Dopey, who is blushing and looks scared.

"Hello, lass." William finally said.

"Oh smurf." Miracle said.

Bolt meanwhile was reassuring Pailletee, saying she was not ugly, but beautiful in her own way.

"Don't worry, Pailletee! Everything is okay," Bolt told her.

"Hey, Bolt, you and Pailletee want to play smurfball?" Miracle asked.

"I love smurfball!" Bolt answered.

"I guess I can play," Pailletee answered, before the three Smurfettes ran off.

After they ran off, Dopey falls to the ground. The Smurfs stay entranced for a few moments, then Brutus snaps out of it.

"Hey, where you smurfing, Miracle?" Brutus said, as he ran after them

"Count me in too, lass!" William added, as he followed.

"There's something smurfy about Miracle today. An unusual smurfing." Smarty said, before accidently stepping on Dopey's head.

"She's smurfing all right!" Geary said, also stepping on Dopey's head.

"My head feels wierd. Can it be love?" Dopey said, as he followed.

...

Sometime later, they were all playing smurfball, close to the old Smurflings playhouse, the game was progressing rather slowly. Brutus held the smurfball in his hands and just refused to throw it.

"Thow the ball, you Smurf!" Bolt called out.

Brutus just stared at Miracle, her long blond hair flowing in the wind.

"Miracle is the most smurfiest Smurfette I've ever smurfed my eyes upon," Smarty said, sounding distracted with Miracle's beauty.

"Yeah!" Geary added, also sounding distracted.

"I'm dedicating this game to you, Miracle." Brutus said.

"Gee thanks, Brutus." Miracle said.

Brutus proceeded to throw the ball to Bolt, who threw it to Pailletee, who threw it to Smarty, who threw it to Geary, who then it to Miracle, who then threw it to Brutus. He didn't throw it back, he still found himself distracted with Miracle's beauty. Geary walked towards him. Brutus immediately snapped out of the trance.

"Cool, Miracle. I knew you could..." Brutus said, before Geary got right into his face.

"I want to smurf the ball to Miracle." Geary said.

"Get out of my face, Geary." Brutus said.

"No way, laddies! I'm going to smurf the ball to Miracle." William said.

"Hang on there, Smurfs. I will smurf the smurfberry to Miracle." Dopey said.

"It's a smurfball, stupid." Geary said.

"Sure am, Geary." Dopey said.

Soon the Smurfs noticed Miracle was looking at them.

"The lassie's staring at me." William said.

Brutus then pushed the other Smurfs away, "So, Miracle, are you ready for..." he said, before was attacked by William and Geary.

"It's not your turn!" William said.

"Okay, then it's Smarty's turn!" Dopey said.

"Dopey, don't." Smarty said,

The three Smurfettes watched in disgust, as they argued.

"Smurfs are so immature!" Miracle said.

"Who smurfs them? Let's go play somewhere else!" Bolt said.

"Wait for me!" Pailletee said, as she followed.

"The lassie's on the move again." William said.

"Oh, good one. Now Miracle thinks I'm immature." Brutus said angrily as he walked away. Leaving Geary, Smarty and Dopey all by themselves.

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