Purple Smurf Attack (song)

"Purple Smurf Attack" is a song that is part of the EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf story series. Although it is not sung by any of the Smurf characters, it does appear in the soundtrack of the story adaptation "Purple Reign Of Terror". It is sung to the melody of Nena's "99 Luftballons" (or "99 Red Balloons" in English).

Lyrics
It happened on a summer breeze When Lazy went to chop down a tree A purple fly stung him in the tail There came from him a painful wail He felt strange as his skin turned dark Then "gnap gnap" was all he barked A frightful sight came upon the earth Lazy was turned into a Purple Smurf

Lazy was a Purple Smurf, Hopping up and down the turf Brainy told Papa what he had saw Vanity replied with a guffaw Then others saw him as he hopped away They chased and caught him before the break of day Papa warned them to watch their backs Because on a tail a Purple Smurf will attack

Lazy was bound and held in his house He escaped and infected Hefty like a mouse Clumsy was next as he chased him down<BR> Throwing a lasso with which he was bound<BR> Then was Handy, next came Greedy,<BR> Then the number jumped up to fifteen<BR> Some remedies failed Papa had tried,<BR> And now they have to catch a purple fly

The cure was pollen from a tuberose,<BR> Inhaled and sneezed through a Purple Smurf's nose<BR> Papa tried the cure that he had found,<BR> But all it did was slow the Purple Smurfs down<BR> One of the Purples painted himself blue<BR> To stealthily infect the others too<BR> Papa found out that he was the last<BR> As 99 Purple Smurfs attack<BR> 99 Purple Smurfs attack

A fire broke out in his laboratory<BR> And that would have been the end of the story<BR> As Hefty bit Papa in the tail<BR> And he turned purple from a painful wail<BR> The fire heated up a volatile potion<BR> The laboratory went up in an explosion<BR> It unleashed a big cloud of tuberose pollen<BR> It spread all over and cured them all