The Girl Is Mine (Song)

The Girl Is Mine is a song performed by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney from the 1982 Thriller album by Epic Records.

Smurf Me Up
The song is sanged by Glovey, Brainy, and Hefty as all three really want Smurfette for themselves. They eventually meet up with Smurfette and Brainy and Hefty and up pulling on her, which frusterates her in the end and goes with Glovey since he was more civillized.

Parody Lyrics
Smurfette Is Mine

[1st Verse (Glovey)]

Every Night She Walks Right In My Dreams

Since I Met Her From The Start

I'm So Proud I Am The Only One

Who Is Special In Her Heart

[Chorus] Smurfete Is Mine The Doggone Smurf Is Mine I Know She's Mine Because Smurfette Is Mine

[2nd Verse (Hefty)] I Don't Understand The Way You Think Saying That She's Yours Not Mine Sending Roses And Your Silly Dreams Really Just A Waste Of Time

[Chorus] Because She's Mine The Doggone Smurf Is Mine Don't Waste Your Time Because The Smurf Is Mine

[Bridge (Hefty)] I Love You More Than Him (Take You Anywhere)

[Michael] But I Love You Endlessly (Loving We Will Share)

[Brainy] So Come And Go With Me To One Town

[Glovey] But We Three Cannot Have Her So It's One Or The Other And One Day You'll Both Discover That She's My Girl Forever And Ever

[3rd Verse (Brainy)] I Don't Build Your Hopes To Be Let Down 'Cause I Really Feel It's Time

[Glovey] I Know She'll Tell You I'm The One For Her 'Cause She Said I Blow Her Mind Chorus (Glovey) Smurfette Is Mine The Doggone Smurf Is Mine Don't Waste Your Time Because The Doggone Smurf Is Mine

[Glovey, Hefty, and Brainy] She's Mine, She's Mine No, No, No, She's Mine Smurfette Is Mine, She's Mine The Smurf Is Mine, The Smurf Is Mine

[Hefty] The Smurf Is Mine, (Yep) She's Mine Smurfette Is Mine, (Yep) She's Mine

[Brainy] Don't Waste Your Time Because The Doggone Smurf Is Mine Smurfette Is Mine, The Smurf Is Mine

[Hefty] Guys, We're Not Going To Fight About This, You both know I'll win.

[Brainy] Hefty, I Believe Brains Are Better Than Brawns

[Hefty] I've Heard It All From You Brainy

Don't You Know Girls Preffer Muscles Over Books

[Glovey] After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn't Love Another

[Hefty] What Makes You So Sure She Loves You

[Glovey] For Starters, She Won't Stop Kissing Me

[Hefty and Brainy] We Can't Believe This

[Glovey] Smurfette Is Mine (She Loves Me)

[Fade-Out/Repeat]