Grouchy And The Love Doll/Part 1

It is morning in the Smurf Village. Grouchy was sleeping in his bed when he felt a gentle female hand caressing him that woke him up. It was a female Smurf that he had been sleeping with, one that had brown hair and blue eyes. Her name was Angel, and she felt to him like she was his own personal angel that had come to rescue him.

Grouchy looked at Angel and smiled. "How was it for you, my dear?" he asked.

"Oh, you were the best lover I have smurfed," Angel responded. "I wish that we could smurf right here all day and enjoy being with each other."

"I know, but I've got a day to smurf through ahead of me, Angel," Grouchy said. "Those other Smurfs need me, though I can't say I like smurfing with most of them."

"I know what kind of Smurf you are, Grouchy," Angel said. "All I want is for you to be happy no matter what happens in your life."

"As long as I have you, because you're the only thing that makes me really happy," Grouchy said as he kissed her. He got up from his bed and then said, "Imaginarium, end this fantasy setting."

Instantly, Grouchy found himself dressed back in his regular clothes, standing in the middle of the Imaginarium, sighing heavily. He really wished that he was married to a female Smurf so that he could enjoy his private pleasures with her every night. It just didn't seem fair to him that the one female adult Smurf that every Smurf wanted to have was now married to Empath.

He left the Imaginarium and found out that it was morning in the Smurf Village. He realized that he had actually spent the entire night alone in his fantasy setting, enjoying being in the company of a female Smurf, even if she wasn't real. He saw every Smurf gathering together toward the dining commons for breakfast, eager to start off the new day. Grouchy felt that it was going to be just another day of him being alone with nobody but his fellow male Smurfs for company.

Tapper and Duncan McSmurf were just on their way to the dining commons when they met with Grouchy. "Smurf o' the morning, my fellow Grouchy," Tapper greeted. "So how was your night last night?"

"I hate being alone," Grouchy answered.

"Well, it doesn't smell like you've been alone, laddie," Duncan said. "You've been smurfing most of your nights in the Imaginarium lately."

"So what if I am?" Grouchy said. "Is that any of your smurfness to know?"

"We're just concerned for you, my friend," Tapper said. "I know it hasn't been easy for most of us now that Empath and Smurfette are married to each other, but we shouldn't forget that we're smurfed to a life of purity before the Almighty."

"I don't want to smurf a life of purity," Grouchy said. "I just want to smurf a female companion for myself."

"I don't blame you for wanting that," Duncan said. "Even I smurf through nights wondering if I'm going to smurf myself with a lovely lass that will satisfy my longings and desires."

"I'm still praying that the Almighty will smurf us all something that will satisfy our hearts, even if it's just with His eternal presence smurfing in us," Tapper said.

They soon found themselves in line with the rest of the Smurfs, waiting to receive their breakfasts and to sit at the tables to enjoy them. Grouchy saw that Empath and Smurfette were both ahead of them in the line, holding each other's hands, feeling like every day is a day of celebration in their lives.

"Grrrr, I hate seeing Empath and Smurfette being happy with each other when I can't smurf the same happiness," Grouchy said with a slight hint of anger and jealousy.

"Calm yourself down there, laddie," Duncan said. "Let's not smurf ourselves into smurfing something that we're going to regret later."

"Do you really want to see Empath and Smurfette's marriage destroyed just because of your own feelings, Grouchy?" Tapper asked.

"Uh...no, of course not, Tapper," Grouchy answered uneasily. "But I just can't stand smurfing at them day after day with each other."

"You don't have to, as long as you smurf close to your other friends," Duncan said. "We're going to smurf through this together, won't we?"

"We'll smurf through with the help of the Almighty on our side, for He alone knows how to comfort our hearts with the burdens we're smurfing," Tapper said.

"You know, I'll smurf my breakfast a bit later," Grouchy said as he got himself out of the line and walked away from the dining commons.

"Poor laddie," Duncan said. "He's so smurfed up on Empath and Smurfette smurfing together as a married couple that he can't smurf his life without smurfing in his own fantasy world."

"All we can do is pray for him, my fellow Duncan," Tapper said. - Empath and Smurfette were sitting with each other at the breakfast table when Tapper and Duncan decided to join them. "So how's the married life been with the two of you so far, my fellow Empath?" Tapper asked.

"It's been rather satisfying, Tapper," Empath said. "This smurf couldn't be more pleased with the privilege this smurf has of marrying someone this smurf has been waiting for."

"Empath has been amazing," Smurfette said. "Just when I thought I knew all that there was of him, he just surprises me with something new that makes me wonder if this is the same Smurf I married."

"Well, that certainly makes me feel jealous of the both of you," Duncan said. "I just wish that the same smurf of fortune happened to me as well as with you."

"But this smurf does feel concerned for the rest of the Smurfs, especially Grouchy, who seems to not want to smurf his time around us," Empath said.

"We're just as concerned for him ourselves, Empath," Tapper said. "Ever since the two of you got married, he's been smurfing most of his time inside the Imaginarium trying to satisfy himself with a female Smurf."

"I do feel sorry for most of the male Smurfs here," Smurfette said. "There's got to be something we can smurf that will make them feel happy without them also feeling jealous and hurt over us being married."

"That's something that we can only hope will pass with time, lassie," Duncan said.

"We can only smurf for the best, and smurf the future entirely in the Almighty's hands, because only He knows what tomorrow might smurf," Tapper said.

To be expanded on.