User blog:VicGeorge2K9/"Purple Smurf Attack", a Smurf song parody

Sung to the tune of "99 Red Balloons" by Nena.

It happened on a summer breeze When Lazy went to chop down a tree A purple fly stung him in the tail There came from him a painful wail He felt strange as his skin turned dark Then "gnap gnap" was all he barked A frightful sight came upon the earth Lazy was turned into a Purple Smurf

Lazy was a Purple Smurf, Hopping up and down the turf Brainy told Papa what he had saw Vanity replied with a guffaw Then others saw him as he hopped away They chased and caught him before the break of day Papa warned them to watch their backs Because on a tail a Purple Smurf will attack

Lazy was bound and held in his house He escaped and infected Hefty like a mouse Clumsy was next as he chased him down<BR> Throwing a lasso with which he was bound<BR> Then was Handy, next came Greedy,<BR> Then the number jumped up to fifteen<BR> Some remedies failed Papa had tried,<BR> And now they have to catch a purple fly

The cure was pollen from a tuberose,<BR> Inhaled and sneezed through a Purple Smurf's nose<BR> Papa tried the cure that he had found,<BR> But all it did was slow the Purple Smurfs down<BR> One of the Purples painted himself blue<BR> To stealthily infect the others too<BR> Papa found out that he was the last<BR> As 99 Purple Smurfs attack<BR> 99 Purple Smurfs attack

A fire broke out in his laboratory<BR> And that would have been the end of the story<BR> As Hefty bit Papa in the tail<BR> And he turned purple from a painful wail<BR> The fire heated up a volatile potion<BR> The laboratory went up in an explosion<BR> It unleashed a big cloud of tuberose pollen<BR> It spread all over and cured them all