How Was Your First Time?

"How Was Your First Time?" is a mini-story that is part of the EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf story series.

The Story
It has been a few years since the Smurfs of Empath's generation have all married their fellow female Smurfs from Smurfette Island. Tapper and Duncan have noticed that very few of their fellow Smurfs were now spending any time at the tavern to enjoy drinks by themselves. Slugger, who was now starting to take over running the tavern in place of Tapper, was noticing the dropoff in the number of customers actively patronizing the establishment.

"There's certainly a different smell among all the laddies now that are present with us, even you most of all, laddie," Duncan said to Tapper.

"I would say that most are becoming satisfied with the wives they have married, Duncan," Tapper said.

"But how long do you think they're going to smurf satisfied with the lassies?" Duncan asked.

"I cannot smurf you the answer to that question, but I am praying that we should smurf a very long relationship that would last a whole lifetime," Tapper replied.

"Which just makes me curious, since you didn't smurf much about your honeymoon, how your first time was with Siobhan," Duncan said.

"That is only between me and the Almighty to know about, if you're smurfing for unsavory details," Tapper said.

"Oh, come on there, laddie," Duncan said. "You can't hide everything there is about that relationship from your best friend forever. There must be at least something you can smurf to me about it."

"Well, all that I can adequately say is that, between me and Siobhan, it felt just like heaven," Tapper said.

"You mean you two were like angels in love with each other the whole time it happened?" Duncan asked.

"She was sweet and gentle, and quite frankly, so was I the whole time we were smurfing together privately," Tapper said. "It felt just like the kind of intimacy that I was expecting for someone who has waited all these years for it to happen."

Duncan scoffed. "I can't believe it, smurfing from somebody who has never even used the Imaginarium to know what kind of intimacy with a Smurfette is like!"

Tapper chuckled. "I admit, the both of us were rather inexperienced as lovers, since she never had the benefit of smurfing anything like an Imaginarium in her own village, Duncan."

To be expanded on.