Chocolate Coconut Truffles (song)

"Chocolate Coconut Truffles" is a song sung by Greedy Smurf in the HERO: The Guardian Smurf story series. It is a clean parody of the song "Chocolate Salty Balls" sung by Isaac Hayes for his character Chef in South Park. It also follows the same tune.

Lyrics
5 tablespoons of dessicated coconut

And 20 digestive biscuits

75grams of butter

Melt it.

Stick it all in a bowl, baby

Stir it with a wooden spoon.

Mix in a tin of condensed milk,

You'll be in Heaven soon.

Say everybody, have you seen these truffles?

They're big and sweet and brown!

If you ever need 'em quick,

Pick me up

Just stick these truffles in your mouth

OOOHH!!

Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles

Stick 'em in your mouth and enjoy 'em

Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles

They're packed full of vitamins and good for you

So feast on these balls!!

5 tablespoons of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of seltzer

And throw in a bag or two of sugar

And just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet,

'cause I hate when these truffles stick

Then preheat the oven to three-fifty and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody, have you seen these truffles?

They're big and sweet and brown!

If you ever need 'em quick, pick me up

Just stick these truffles in your mouth!

Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles

Put 'em in your mouth and enjoy 'em

Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles

They're packed full of goodness

High in fiber!!

Feast on these truffles

Sniff, sniff, sniff.

Hey, wait a minute,

What's that smell?

Smells like somethin' burnin'

Well, that don't bother me none

As long as I get them done by Friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen

'cause I gotta sneak in suspicion

Oh man, baby, baby

You just burnt the truffles!!

HELP ME!!

THE TRUFFLES ARE ON FIRE!!

HELP ME BABY, THE TRUFFLES ARE BURNIN'!!

GET ME SOME WATER!!

POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!

THE TRUFFLES ARE BURNIN'!!

OH MY GOODNESS!!

BLOW ON 'EM, BLOW ON 'EM

DO SOMETHIN'!!

Oooh.

Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles

Put 'em in your mouth and enjoy 'em.

THEY ON FIRE BABY!!

Feast on these chocolate coconut truffles.

BLOW 'EM OUT BABY!!

OH!

FEAST ON THESE TRUFFLES, BABY!!!

FEAST ON THESE TRUFFLES, BABY!!

FEAST ON THESE RED HOT, SWEET, CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES!!!

COME ON BABY!!

WOO!! WOO!!

Feast on these truffles!!!!!