User blog comment:RWthebigfan/"Choose Your Own Adventure" in a new style/@comment-5876352-20111219134046/@comment-4669025-20111220112444

"Which is why you'll never find out your new name in..."

THE END

(piano chord from "A Day in the Life" plays, with an evil laugh in the background)

This is what I'm reaching for, as for the endings.