Talk:Getting under one's hat/@comment-13961220-20120706233237/@comment-1323688-20120706234343

I was trying to write G-Rated Marriage Consummation without it being as silly as, say, Hefty wanting to get all "hot and sweaty" with Smurfette by doing exercises with her, which is what Smurfette imagined it would be with him. It's hard to do this without sounding like writing porn.