Wedding Bells For Bigmouth/Part 4

"So by the time morning smurfed, we were all ready to get the wedding started," Smurfette said. "We smurfed the whole thing over to Bigmouth's house to make sure Bigmouth and Bignose wouldn't find their way back to our village when it was all over. We still left them at Smurf-size, though, because we were hoping that they would enjoy the wedding cake that we had smurfed for them when the exsmurfing of vows was through."

"This one is curious to see where Gargamel would fit into this particular tale, as we had seen him earlier in it," Polaris said.

Smurfette giggled. "Well, not that I enjoy talking about Gargamel, but he would appear in it not long after the wedding got started."

And as Smurfette continued the story, Empath and Polaris saw that the Smurfs had all gathered around outside Bigmouth and Bignose's house, with Bigmouth dressed in a nice suit and Bignose dressed in a beautiful dress. The Smurfs themselves were also dressed for the occasion, with most of the male Smurfs wearing tuxedos and ties and Smurfette and Sassette also wearing beautiful dresses. Bigmouth seemed like he would rather be in anything else but in his suit, but his bride Bignose didn't seem to mind what she was wearing.

Bigmouth was waiting at the altar with Hefty and Handy as his ushers while Bignose seemed to be taking a good deal of time inside the house getting last-minute preparations all ready. "Well, where is she?" Bigmouth asked, sounding impatient. "Bigmouth doesn't like being kept waiting forever."

"Just hold on for a minute for so, Bigmouth," Handy said. "Tailor is making sure your bride is all set to be smurfed down the altar to be smurfed to you."

"You smurf to be so eager to be alone with Bignose, and frankly I wouldn't blame you," Hefty said.

"I can't believe we have to smurf through all of this just to marry two of the biggest ogres of the forest," Handy said.

"It's better that they do get married, if only to keep them from smurfing after us for a good while anyway," Hefty said.

Meanwhile, Elderberry was speaking to Papa Smurf, who was dressed in his priestly robes. "It was thoughtful of you to invite us to this wedding, however strange it may be for us to attend the wedding of ogres," Elderberry said.

"It was mostly Smurfette's idea to invite our female friends here to see the young ogress off to be smurfed with her husband," Papa Smurf said.

"At least it won't be like the wedding we attended of Woody and Laconia, which was nearly destroyed by that evil human sorcerer," Elderberry said.

"We're on the watch for him, no matter what happens here today, Elderberry," Papa Smurf said.

Then soon the Smurfs could hear the Bridal Chorus playing as Brainy emerged as the best Smurf to escort Bignose out of the house to be joined with her husband at the altar, with Smurfette following behind to carry the bride's flowing train. Sassette followed behind as the flower girl, and Snappy was beside her as the ring bearer. The two looked very uncomfortable being seen together with each other having anything to do with a wedding.

"Ooh, Bignose looks very beautiful in that dress," Bigmouth said as he saw her approaching. "But Bigmouth can't wait to see her be out of it."

Handy laughed. "At least you're very honest about how you feel about Bignose."

"As long as neither of us have to smurf it, Handy," Hefty said.

Papa Smurf took his place at the altar as soon as Brainy and his entourage reached the altar with the bride. "Yoohoo, Bigmouth," Bignose said, attracting his attention.

"Oh, Bignose, Bigmouth didn't think you would make it," Bigmouth said as he lifted the veil of his bride.

"Well, Bignose is here, and Bignose is going to marry you no matter what happens today," Bignose said, smiling.

"My little Smurfs and fellow guests, as both your Papa Smurf and the leader of this village," Papa Smurf began, "it smurfs me great pleasure to smurf the privilege of smurfing these two fine ogres together in the bonds of smurfy matrimony. As it was smurfed in the beginning, so shall it smurf by the decree of nature, that male and female shall be smurfed together as one so that they may be fruitful with the blessings of love and family. I know how eager the both of you are in wanting to smurf eternity with each other. However, if there is any Smurf who feels that these two should not be smurfed together in marriage, please smurf now or forever hold your smurf!"

"Well, I have an objection!" a familiar voice shouted out. "I think you Smurfs should spend all of eternity as part of my Philosopher's Stone!"

The Smurfs and guests all turned to see who it was that was crashing the wedding. It was Gargamel with Azrael and Scruple following right behind him, the two humans armed with nets ready to swoop down and catch their prey.

"Run, my little Smurfs!" Papa Smurf called out.

As most of the Smurfs ran here and there to escape being captured by Gargamel and Scruple, Bigmouth and Bignose decided to stand their ground. "Bigmouth, who invited Gargamel to be part of our wedding?" Bignose asked.

"Bigmouth certainly didn't, and Bigmouth doesn't think that the Smurfs brought him here either," Bigmouth answered. Then suddenly Azrael pounced upon Bignose, trying to attack her and tear her to shreds. "Hey, leave her alone, you pussycat!" he shouted.

"Bigmouth, help me!" Bignose cried out, her being under the paws of her attacker.

"Bigmouth warned you, and now Bigmouth is going to give it to you," Bigmouth said, delivering such a powerful punch in Azrael's face that he cried out in pain and retreated in fear.

To be expanded on.