User blog:A Heroic Smurf/You're Not Welcome Here

Note: This is non-canon to the HERO: The Guardian Smurf story series. It is inspired by EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf alternate timeline story "Papa Smurf & Mama Smurfette"

The Story
After Smurfette had chosen Papa Smurf as her one true love and their wedding was entirely railroaded. The other Smurfs decided that immediate action must be taken. They all agreed to meet in Hero's Special Training Chamber that night for a big discussion. Hero spent most of the day adjusting the gravity to the Earth's normal level, as the time of the discussion grew near, Hero was almost complete in adjusting the gravity. Brainy watched him from the safety of the central building.

"Surely, Hero, you need the wisdom and intelligence from a Smurf such as myself?" Brainy asked him.

"No thank you, Brainy," Hero answered, still adjusting the gravity. "You don't know how this chamber smurfs, as soon as you smurf over that step; you'll smurf into 10 times Earth's gravity."

"Really, Hero?" Brainy asked, slightly laughing. "It's downright impossible to smurf gravity."

"Not for me it's not," Hero said. "I learned a lot from Master Kai during my 100 years away from the village."

"Master Kai?" Brainy asked. "Who is this Master Kai?"

"He was the one who found me in the forest shortly after Papa Smurf had exiled me," Hero answered. "He found out that I was the one who smurfed the Power Stones, which actually belonged to him. He was kind enough to smurf me back to his own dimension where he trained me in the use of my abilities for the whole 100 years; along with training me how to smurf the gravity."

"That must be the most ridiculous story I've ever smurfed," Brainy said. "There's nothing different about..." and as soon as he stepped out of the central building, his body immediately fell flat on the ground. He struggled to move.

"What the?" Brainy said, struggling to move. "I can't smurf my arms, or my legs."

"You see now, Brainy!" Hero said, helping him back into the central building. "Your body's not used to smurfing in 10 times earth's normal gravity."

"Maybe I was wrong about this chamber," Brainy said.

Just then there was a knock on the door. Brainy opening it slightly.

"State your name and business!" Brainy asked, in a demanding tone of voice.

"It's Wonder!" the voice said. "Me and the other Smurfs are here for the discussion."

"Where you followed by Papa Smurf or Smurfette?" Brainy asked.

"No!" Wonder said.

"Excellent! Smurf on in," Brainy said, opening the door to allow the others entry into the chamber. They noticed the wide open space. At that moment, Hero had finished adjusting the gravity.

"Excellent! We're all here, now let's get on with this discussion." Hero said, as all the other Smurfs walked out into the wide open area and found a place to sit down. Hero stood before them.

"My fellow Smurfs!" Hero began. "We've smurfed for this discussion to discuss a topic that no Smurf ever wanted to smurf. Papa Smurf marrying Smurfette!"

All the Smurfs booed loudly.

"What Papa Smurf has smurfed is inexcusable!" Hero said. "He has smurfed a special Smurf away from all of us!"

"Not particularly you!" Hefty said. "You've got Wonder!"

"Me and Wonder aren't married, Hefty," Hero said. "So she's still a single Smurf."

"What are we going to smurf about Papa Smurf and Smurfette?" a voice from within the crowd asked.

"We need to smurf up with something to show our disapproval of their relationship!" Hero said. "Any Smurf have any ideas?"

"How about we overthrow Papa Smurf and exile him and Smurfette from the village?" Hefty suggested.

"Yeah! Let's smurf that!" the other Smurfs agreed.

"How about we just not work?" Brainy suggested. The other Smurfs just looked at him.

"That idea's pathetic!" Dempsey said. "I prefer Hefty's idea."

"I've got an idea!" Handy said. "But it requires co-operation."

"State it, Handy!" Wonder said.

"After Papa Smurf and Smurfette got married, I decided to smurf it upon mysmurf to smurf another village; just like this one," Handy said.

"Another Smurf Village?" Hefty said, pondering at the thought.

"How will that work, laddie?" Fergus asked.

"Well, since Papa Smurf and Smurfette are so happy together; let's see how they smurf when all of us leave this village to go live in the new one! It's built in a clearing not far from here and there's a small stream from the River Smurf smurfing right through it." Handy explained.

The other Smurfs were impressed by Handy's explanation. This made them think about which idea was better.

"So let's smurf a vote, my fellow Smurfs," Hero stated. "All of those in favor of Hefty's idea; please smurf your hands."

A reasonable amount of Smurfs put their hands up, counting to a total of 41 hands raised.

"Those in favor of Handy's idea; please smurf your hands!" Hero stated again. This time more hands went up, counting to a total of 53 hands raised.

"So that's it!" Hero said. "We'll smurf Handy's idea! Tomorrow night, when Papa Smurf and Smurfette have smurfed to bed; we'll smurf our things and smurf to the new village."

The other Smurfs agreed as they left the chamber, except for the Smurflings who were still sitting in their place. Wonder went over to them.

"What's wrong?" Wonder asked them.

"We don't want to go!" Nat said.

"We want to stay with Pappy Smurf and Smurfette!" Sassette said.

"You can stay here if you wish, my little Smurflings," Wonder said, as kindly as possible. "But the other Smurfs have smurfed to the agreement to move."

"Couldn't you stay?" Slouchy asked.

"Yeah, Wonder! Please stay." Snappy begged.

"I'm sorry, my little Smurflings," Wonder said. "But the new Smurf Village needs a Smurfette to make it look pretty."

The Smurflings groaned with disappointment.

"Don't worry, my little Smurflings," Wonder said. "Just because we're leaving; it won't change my feelings for you. I love you all, sometimes I feel like a mother towards the four of you."

"We love you too, Wonder," Sassette said, with a tear in her eye.

"Now on you go," Wonder said, leading them towards the entrance. "Tonight I'll tuck you into bed."

The Smurflings cheered at the prospect.

To be expanded later.