User blog:Jack.mac.334/Reporter's inside stories: An interview with Sapphire

NoteThis is inspired by Vicgeorge's Reporter's Inside Stories

The interview
Reporter: Today's interview is with a especially unique smurf today.

EverySmurf: Who?

Reporter:Sapphire smurfette. Come on out Sapphire.

Sapphire:Hello everybody, I so smurfed to be interviewed.

Reporter:So Sapphire, let's start; what's your birth name?

Sapphire: Sariah is my birth name, Papa smurfed up with it with Mama when they heard about the bible from an old friend. I love the name, but I had once hoped that my birth name was Anna.

Reporter:Sariah, lovely. Next question, I and everysmurf noticed the blue strand of hair that you have; how did you get that?

Sapphire:When I was 50, I was with Mama in her lab when she was extracting essence from hair trimming from Stylist's Barber shop. I dropped one of my dolls as I jumped on the trampoline; Mama slipped on my doll and her vile containing smurf essence extract flew from her hand and I was hit on the head. The blue streak appeared where the vile hit me, no matter how much cutting it never goes away, and it grows much faster than my regular hair.

Reporter: Wow, next question. What does a typical smurfette in smurfette village appear like, Smurfette, you, Vexy, Swan, Rosemary?

Sapphire: None of us, Smurfettes typically grow Chocolate brown hair in the style me and smurfette use. With Long sleeve, short skirt, white dress with White flats. Smurfette village, no offense architect, is way more advanced in building styles. I should tell about the village, the whole village is on a Mesa with a Marble bridge connecting. The buildings are Mushrooms that grow much taller then smurf village's residences. The gardens grow many kinds of fruits that I haven't seen in smurf village.

More to come later