Talk:Abloec Smurf (Hero Stories)/@comment-1323688-20130421221739/@comment-1323688-20130428205227

How I would imagine the conversation about his not getting a wife through the Mirror Of Opposition would go:

Hefty: Hey, Abloec, why aren't you smurfing yourself a wife like the rest of us?

Abloec: Smurf myself a wife through a magical mirror? I could never allow myself to do that. The Lord forbids me from ever using magic to smurf His purposes.

Hefty: You sure about that? You're a good Smurf and all, but you're going to be pretty lonely if you don't smurf yourself a wife to smurf you company.

Abloec: I have all that I need from the Lord, including His undivided attention and unconditional unending love. If He wants me to smurf myself a wife, He will provide it for me.

Hefty: Well, suit yourself, then.