Unsmurfy Talk

One night at Tapper's Tavern, the Smurfs were noticing Jokey and Sneaky talking about something in a rather nasty way.

"Do you ever see how big those things get?" Sneaky asked.

"I wonder if Smurfette likes them that big, Sneaky," Jokey said.

"Sometimes when somebody is even near Smurfette, they stand straight up," Sneaky said.

"Yeah, that's when you can tell that a Smurf is really happy," Jokey said.

"You think anyone can tell whether Clockwork smurfs that happy, Jokey?" Sneaky said.

"Who knows? Something always smurfs out of his," Jokey said.

"I think Greedy uses his to smurf the creamy fillings inside his morning muffins," Sneaky said.

"Uhhh...smurf out of here with that thought," Jokey said, sounding disgusted.

"It's true," Sneaky said. "I also heard that Clumsy got his smurfed inside Handy's wood smurfer."

"What was Clumsy doing smurfing near that thing?" Jokey asked.

"Who knows when it comes to Clumsy?" Sneaky answered. "It was really painful to smurf. The thing didn't even smurf right when they finally smurfed it out."

"And then Dimwitty had smurfed his on fire one time," Jokey said.

"That must have made him feel really hot," Sneaky said.

"Yeah, he sure had that burning sensation," Jokey said. "That would have been one smurfed sausage."

"He needs to stop smurfing in and out of the oven, Jokey," Sneaky said.

"Just to smurf a bun in there, no doubt," Jokey said.

"Of course, Zipper couldn't wait to smurf his thing," Sneaky said. "He'd be wanting it to smurf faster and faster."

"That's Zipper for you, always in a hurry to smurf anything," Jokey said.

"He should slow down so he could enjoy it more," Sneaky said.

"Great Smurfiny Crickets, what daft thing are you even talking about in such a way that has people thinking?" Tapper asked.

"It's a Smurf hat, Tapper," Jokey said, laughing.

"Yeah," Sneaky said. "What do you think we were talking about?"