The New Smurfs On The Block/Part 6

Papa Smurf chuckled. "That was the first time that she called me Pappy Smurf, Empath, and it wouldn't be the last. Anyway, we wouldn't know until later on from Narrator that we were being watched by Gargamel, who unfortunately smurfed home with a bad case of indigestion, which almost made me feel sorry for him."

As Empath and Polaris listened to Papa Smurf telling that part of the story, they saw Gargamel and Azrael walking through the forest clutching their stomachs, feeling rather sick. "Oh, it isn't enough that we had to be invited over for Mummy's home cooking, Azrael...she also had the courtesy of giving us a kitty bag for later," he said, holding up the bag to look at before he and Azrael just stuck out their tongues at the thought of enduring more of the same type of food.

Then he heard voices from the other side of a bush. "How did I become a Smurf, Papa Smurf?" a girlish female voice asked.

"Well, you and Smurfette share the special privilege of being made into real Smurfs from a special formula, Sassette," Papa Smurf said.

"Is that the reason why we're the only girl Smurfs around here?" Sassette asked, as Gargamel peered through the bushes to watch her talking to Papa Smurf, with Smurfette and the Smurflings present.

"Oh yes, Sassette," Smurfette said. "You'll see that being a girl Smurf is a very special and unique thing around the village, since there are mostly boy Smurfs who live with us."

"Boy Smurfs?" Sassette asked. "You mean like Pappy and the other three who are with us?"

"Oh, there's about 98 adult boy Smurfs, and hopefully one of them is going to be the Smurf that I will marry someday, just as I'm sure you'll find the right Smurf to smurf in love with and marry," Smurfette said.

"Naaah, I'm not interested in marrying anyone right now," Sassette said. "What I am interested in is having fun. I bet those adult Smurfs have lots of fun with each other."

"They do, Sassette, but boy Smurfs have their own type of fun," Smurfette said. "You'll see that there are things girl Smurfs like to smurf for fun that's all their own."

"How interesting," Gargamel said while he held onto Azrael and muffled him before he did anything to give either himself or his master away. "Those halfwits must have used only a Smurf-sized bucket of blue clay instead of a human-sized bucket, but no matter...she's still big enough to do the job. By noontime tomorrow, she will cause the destruction of the Smurfs...and this will happen right on time for us to enjoy another mealtime with Mummy."

As the six Smurfs continued to walk to the village, Papa Smurf spoke privately to the Smurflings, trailing behind Smurfette and Sassette so as not to be heard. "You wouldn't happen by chance to have smurfed to Gargamel's place in order to smurf the formula for creating a Smurfette, have you?" he asked.

"Uh...well, you see...," Snappy began to answer.

"We just wanted to make Smurfette happy," Nat added.

"So we just smurfed a page from Gargamel's spell book when he wasn't home," Slouchy chimed in.

"I thought so," Papa Smurf said. "Because you three have both smurfed off to Gargamel's castle and smurfed into my laboratory without permission, I'm going to have to punish you by having you three Smurflings clean the entire village from top to bottom...and that does NOT include Greedy's cookie jar."

The three boy Smurflings gulped. "Yes, Papa Smurf," they said together.

To be expanded on.