Another Egg-Citing Day/Part 3

"This one can understand most of the entire village gathering around this item to make wishes with this egg, but this one senses that you and Duncan were rather reluctant to try it out for yourselves," Polaris commented.

"Aye, something about that egg just didn't smurf too well with me, laddie, and Tapper smurfed that feeling in his spirit that it was a very unsmurfy thing," Duncan said.

"Indeed it was, my fellow Duncan," Tapper said. "It was created with evil magic for the purpose of fulfilling the evil wizard's desires. Although most of my fellow Smurfs didn't see what was wrong with it, I couldn't persuade them to avoid the temptation of smurfing such an object like that."

"But unfortunately, we became victims of that accursed egg, and all because of that Jokey Smurf," Duncan said with some disgust in his voice.

"This smurf would like to know what it is that Jokey did to the both of you with that magic egg," Empath requested.

Tapper sighed. "Very well, then. But it is not something that I would wish to repeat telling."

And then as the story continued, Empath and Polaris saw most of the Smurfs gathered around the egg making their wishes. "I wish to be the richest Smurf in the world," Lucky said while striking the egg, and then suddenly he was surrounded by loads of treasure boxes and money bags full of all the riches he could enjoy.

"I wish to be pink with blue flowers," Smurfette said while striking the egg, and then suddenly her entire self was changed to being pink with blue flower patterns.

"I wish to have a big smurf of sarsaparilla," Greedy said while striking the egg, and then suddenly he found himself hugging a big keg of sarsaparilla.

"I wish to be the best horn-player in the world," Harmony said while striking the egg, and then suddenly he found himself playing his trumpet without a single sour note.

"I wish to smurf the biggest smurf of smurfnip that I can smurfnip," Chatty said while striking the egg, and then suddenly he found himself holding a big blunt of smurfnip that was at least four apples long.

"Me too...let me smurf the biggest smurf of smurfnip," Nosey said while striking the egg, and he also received the same thing that Chatty got.

"Hey, amigo, let me join you in smurfing one myself," Spinner said while striking the egg, and receiving the same sized blunt as the two others.

"Oh, dude, I've got to smurf one just like yours, then we all can smurf a party together," Surfer said while striking the egg, and was the fourth to receive the same sized blunt.

"Make me just like Papa Smurf," Brainy said while striking the egg, and then was transformed into Papa Smurf's appearance.

"No, I want to be Papa Smurf," Handy said while striking the egg, and was also transformed into the same appearance.

"Let me be Papa Smurf...I'm much smurfier," Poet said while striking the egg, and then also being transformed into the same appearance.

"Great smurfness...I've got to smurf a stop to this nonsense," Papa Smurf said, as he noticed that three Smurfs now appear like Papa Smurf.

As he came closer to see the three Papa Smurf impersonators, they were now arguing among themselves. "No fair, I was Papa Smurf before you were," the one that sounded like Brainy said.

"No, I am," the one that sounded like Handy said, pointing to himself.

"No, I'm the smurfiest...I should be Papa Smurf," the one that sounded like Poet said.

"What's this?" Papa Smurf said, interrupting the three. "If you are me, then I'm a monkey's uncle!" However, he accidentally struck the magic egg when he said that, and instant he was changed into a monkey.

"It's my turn to make a wish, so smurf aside, Lazy," Vanity said, sounding insistent.

"No, it's not," Lazy said. "You're a Smurf with a face like a troll." He then struck the egg with a hammer, and instantly Vanity's face was turned into that of a troll.

"Oh no...my beautiful face is ruined," Vanity cried out as he looked at himself in the mirror. "Okay, Lazy, how's this? You're a Smurf with big ears and a long tail and hair all over!" He then struck the egg with his mirror, and instantly Lazy's appearance was changed into Vanity's description.

The monkey that was Papa Smurf jumped around, seemingly upset at what he's witnessing. This is a fine kettle of smurf, he thought to himself. ''That magic egg is turning my little Smurfs into monsters, and nobody is listening to me. I've got to get rid of it before it makes monkeys of us all.'' He tried to strike the egg while making a wish, but because Papa Smurf could only speak in monkey language, nothing happened.

Meanwhile, Grouchy was waiting impatiently for Flighty to make a wish, as he just stood there trying to think of what he could wish for and then suddenly changed his mind. Finally, it became so irritating that Grouchy just said, "You can't smurf up my mind? Well, to blazes with you!" He pushed past Flighty while bumping into the egg, and then suddenly Flighty found himself in what appeared to be Tartarus, the afterlife of the condemned. He gulped when he saw how fearsome everything looked around him.

Jokey was ready to make a wish when Tapper and Duncan showed up behind him. "So are you two going to smurf a wish with this magic egg?" he asked.

"There's something very unsmurfy about that egg that I wouldn't trust myself to touch, let alone any Smurf, Jokey," Tapper warned.

"I surely wouldn't want to be smurfing around with it myself, laddie," Duncan said.

"Oh, too bad...you're just a bunch of Smurfettes anyway," Jokey said laughing while striking the egg, and then suddenly Tapper was changed into a ginger-haired Smurfette while Duncan was changed into a brunette-haired Smurfette.

"Great Smurfiny Crickets, my fellow Duncan," Tapper said as they both looked at themselves and each other. "We've been changed into Smurfettes!"

"Aye, and that Jokey Smurf is going to pay for that," Duncan said, sounding very angry.

To be expanded.