Jokey Smurf (Empath stories)/Favorite lines

Favorite Lines
Brainy: Jokey Smurf, why don't you listen to the voice of reason for a change? Jokey: Shhh, be quiet, Brainy, I'm trying to listen to the voice of reason.

Tapper: Excuse me, is this seat saved? Jokey: No, but I bet you've been praying for it.

Greedy (after a spaghetti dinner): Does my breath smurf of garlic? Jokey: No, my face always smurfs green around this time of day.

Chatty: Does my talking bother you? Jokey: Not as much as the fact that you're still smurfing it means that you're alive.

Smurf: Hey, Jokey, are you smurfing a bath? Jokey: No, I'm going to leave it right where I found it.

Hefty: I'm going to smurf a few words with you about your "surprises"! Jokey: Yeah, I know how you talk: punch first, smurf questions later.

Hefty: How would you like to smurf a knuckle sandwich? Jokey: With lots of bread and some mustard on it.

Smurfette: Oh, Jokey, smurf something sweet to me. Jokey: Smurfberry pie.

Fisher: You wouldn't guess how big the fish actually was. Jokey: Do you still have room for it along with your other invisible fish trophies?

Tapper: You should smurf a prayer before you eat. Jokey: What for? Greedy's always a good cook!

Dabbler: Aha! I've finally figured out what Grouchy's blood type actually is! Jokey: Uh...B-negative?

Brainy: It seems that everything I say to you smurfs in one ear and smurfs out the other. Jokey: Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears.

Brainy: Can any of you visualize what I'm trying to say here? Jokey: I'm already visualizing the tape over your mouth.

Amore: I'm waiting for Smurfette to smurf me a sign. Jokey: She's already given you one, loverboy! It reads STOP!

Smurf: Something smells funny around here. Jokey: It must be the clown farts. I always smurf those.

Smurf: Hey, Jokey, is that your new hat? Jokey: No, my old hat always smurfs like this whenever I think about Smurfette.

Brainy: The next topic for my speech will be about space.<BR> Jokey: Good, then I'm sure your fellow Smurfs will smurf plenty of room for you to discuss it.

Handy: My new furnace works! All I needed was the right amount of coke.<BR> Jokey: I guess things smurf better with coke.

Brainy: You must be out of your mind.<BR> Jokey: As long as I'm out of yours, I'm happy.

Vanity: Doesn't my skin smurf off such a glow?<BR> Jokey: I don't know whether to call it radiant or radioactive.

Greedy: Are you going to eat that, Jokey?<BR> Jokey: Actually, I'm saving it for one of Papa Smurf's experiments.

Brainy: I don't know why more people don't listen to me.<BR> Jokey: You must be suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Brainy: Isn't it amazing how Empath is able to read minds?<BR> Jokey: I'm not sure how he is able to read yours, given that the print is so small.

Smurflings: Yay! School's out!<BR> Jokey: You know what they smurf...nothing succeeds like recess!

Brainy: I have something important I need to smurf with you.<BR> Jokey: I'm rather busy. Can I ignore you some other time?

Brainy: I have just changed my mind.<BR> Jokey: Wow, what a miracle! I hope it smurfs better than your old one.

Brainy: I hope my little speech has smurfed you something to think about.<BR> Jokey: It sure did. All throughout, I was thinking, "When is it going to end?"

Brainy: Am I really that boring?<BR> Jokey: Of course not! Everybody closes their eyes and snores whenever they find what you have to say interesting.

Clumsy: Every Smurf says that I dance like I have two left feet.<BR> Jokey: That's not true, Clumsy. You always had two right feet.

Harmony: I truly have a gift for singing.<BR> Jokey: How about I give you one for stopping?

Hefty: Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.<BR> Jokey: I'd rather fight fire with water.

Brainy: Okay, everybody, it's time for "Sing Along With Brainy".<BR> Jokey: "If I had a hammer..."

Brainy: You know, a thought just crossed my mind the other day.<BR> Jokey: It must have been a long and lonely journey.