Grouchy Smurf (Empath stories)/Likes and dislikes

The following is a generalized list of things that Grouchy Smurf in the EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf story series both likes and dislikes, which includes some things from the cartoon show interpretation of the character.

The things Grouchy Smurf actually likes

 * Empath
 * Papa Smurf
 * Smurfette
 * Baby Smurf
 * Tapper
 * Duncan McSmurf
 * Smurfberries
 * Sarsaparilla ale
 * Gingerbread Smurf cookies (not the ones that Brainy made with magic)
 * Pizza
 * Greedy's cooking
 * Singing (but only when nobody's around)
 * Puppy
 * Ray Of Sunshine
 * Flowers
 * Swimming
 * Smurfs who tell it like it is
 * Being a Smurf in general

The things Grouchy Smurf actually dislikes

 * Hefty (mostly for his bossy attitude)
 * Handy's machines malfunctioning
 * Muscles Smurf
 * Gargamel
 * Azrael
 * Hogatha
 * Lord Balthazar
 * Chlorhydris
 * The Bandit Smurf
 * Psyches (though he dislikes Polaris Psyche less)
 * Brainy's speeches
 * Quotations Of Brainy Smurf
 * Jokey's pranks
 * Clumsy's klutziness
 * Harmony's music
 * Sloppy's odor
 * Sweepy doing his chimney sweeping
 * Tidy cleaning up his house (until it's done)
 * Empath's mindlink (in fact, pretty much every Smurf hates it)
 * Empath being away in Psychelia
 * Empath being like a Psyche
 * Empath having to kill somebody
 * Empath being "smurfed behind" during The Lost Year
 * The possibility of Empath not remembering Grouchy
 * Party's exuberance
 * Nudie stealing his clothes
 * Lucky borrowing hazelnuts from him for betting
 * Trader's money system
 * Narrator spending his time narrating
 * Papa Smurf not being the village leader
 * The idea of Papa Smurf falling in love with and marrying Smurfette
 * Anyone knowing that he loves Smurfette
 * The "Smurfette dream" (at first)
 * Being embarrassed
 * Being scared
 * Being cold
 * Being sick
 * Being bored
 * Being hungry
 * Being naked
 * Being wet
 * Being old
 * Being a girl
 * Being gay
 * Being pregnant
 * Being mutated
 * Being too popular
 * Being like everyone else
 * Being happy all the time
 * Being angry all the time
 * Being alone all the time
 * Being without emotions
 * Being forced to express any emotion
 * Being a hypocrite
 * Being accused of anything
 * Being trapped in time
 * Being trapped in the Imaginarium
 * Being trapped in general
 * Being hated for being male
 * Being too loud
 * Being quiet
 * Being trampled by somebody
 * Being in a hurry
 * Being crowded
 * Speaking in "funny accents"
 * Going somewhere he does not want to go
 * Going to hell
 * Long journeys
 * Having to ask, "Is it much farther, Papa Smurf?"
 * Talking too much
 * Not having anything to say
 * Too many questions
 * Not being heard
 * Not being left alone when he wants to be alone
 * Paying for parties
 * Singing along with others
 * Sad poems
 * Sharing his feelings with others when it isn't Empath or Tapper
 * Smurf Day
 * April Smurf's Day
 * Halloween (particularly that it's also Jokey's birthday)
 * Spook-A-Smurf Eve
 * Redemption Day
 * Unhappiness Day (even though he is generally unhappy)
 * Hug-A-Smurf Day
 * Smurfstock Festival
 * The Auld Lang Syne Spell
 * The Yellow Hate Disease
 * Dying
 * Comas
 * Birthdays
 * Day Of Emergence
 * Hugs
 * Bullies
 * Losing
 * Ties (as in deadlocks, not as in neckties)
 * Thinking
 * Falling
 * Hangovers
 * Snoring (especially when he does it)
 * Betting
 * "Smurfing into shape"
 * Getting the same presents every year
 * Reading the Bible
 * Watching Jesus Christ die
 * The Lost Year in general
 * Time loops
 * Time travel
 * Really big dinosaurs
 * Viperions
 * Wartmongers
 * Cherubs
 * Fairies
 * Leprechauns on the Emerald Isle
 * Seagulls
 * Copycats
 * Gossips
 * Busybodies
 * Fruitcake
 * Truffles
 * Really strong soup
 * Changing diapers
 * Wearing dresses
 * Figuring out crossword puzzles
 * How difficult the Psychelisphere is
 * Smurfette not marrying him
 * People misinterpreting his "I hate" statements
 * People making up stories about him