One Angry Smurfette (Hero Stories)

"One Angry Smurfette" is a mini-story that takes place in the HERO: The Guardian Smurf story series.

The Story
It was a pleasant day over the forest, the birds were singing and the sun was shining, and in the Smurf Village, all the Smurfs were hard at work. Hero was helping Papa with his experiments, while Handy and a group of Smurfs were busy doing village maintenance. Wonder was heading to Nikolai's bar for a drink when she heard the group of Smurfs laughing and she decided to find out why.



"Okay, okay, I've got another" Hefty said, before he cleared his throat, "Hello, world. I am Hero Smurf, the strongest Smurf in the world. I love myself so much, that I even smurf a female copy for my own pleasure...haha, haha, haha, haha!". He soon noticed the others weren't laughing, instead they had fear across their faces.

"Oh come on! That was funny! Why aren't you Smurfs laughing?" Hefty asked.

"Don't....Don't...Don't...Don't" Handy stuttered.

"Smurf up Handy! I can't understand you" Hefty said.

"Hefty! For the love of all things smurfy! Just don't smurf around" Dempsey said.

"What are you smurfing on about?" Hefty said, before he turned round and seen Wonder, her eyes full of rage.

"Oh smurf!" Hefty said, before Wonder lashed out on him, the other Smurfs covered their eyes and refused to open them unti lit was over.

Soon there was silence and they opened their eyes and seen that Hefty now had a black eye and a bump on his head.

"Wonder! What did I smurf?" Hefty asked, as he held his head.

"Since you're so in love with yourself, Hefty Smurf, why don't you make yourself a female copy for your own pleasure?" Wonder shouted.

She stared at the other Smurfs, who just looked on in shock.

"I need a drink" Wonder said to herself before she left for Nikolai's bar.

"Wow! Hefty got smurfed by a Smurfette" Jokey said.

"No Smurf must know about this!" Hefty said as he got to his feet.

"You won't be able to hide it Hefty! Sooner or later every Smurf is going to find out" Handy said.