User blog:VicGeorge2K9/The Day Of 100 Weddings: A Hero Story

NOTE: This story is considered non-canon to the HERO: The Guardian Smurf story series.

It was a day that most of the Smurfs and Smurfettes have looked forward to -- the day when Papa Smurf and Mother Smurfette decided that they would all be married. Originally they all wanted their own special days on which they could have their own special wedding ceremonies, but then Abloec advised Papa Smurf and Mother Smurfette that the best way they could have all the Smurfs and Smurfettes be satisfied without dishonoring each other or the Almighty was to have just one day where the couples could marry in one single ceremony. Papa Smurf and Mother Smurfette thought that it was the best idea, and so arranged for that one day in which the Smurfs and Smurfettes could prepare themselves however they wished to be united together as husband and wife and be able to enjoy marital bliss without having to wait or do multiple individual ceremonies. While some Smurfs and Smurfettes objected to this idea, most of the others seemed to be that it was a fair and equitable solution.

And so early on that day, the Smurfs and Smurfettes have gathered together in the village square, where an altar was erected for Abloec to do the honors as the designated minister to unite the couples together. Papa Smurf and Mother Smurfette both stood with Abloec in front of the altar, looking at the crowd divided by genders as they waited in eager anticipation for the ceremony to begin. Hero and Wonder also stood beside the three at the altar, with Hero dressed in a kilt with a feather pinned to his hat and Wonder dressed in her best clothes.

"My little Smurfs and Smurfettes, as the co-leader of this village, it smurfs me the great honor and privilege to see all of you, including myself and Mother Smurfette, to be smurfed together in the bonds of smurfy matrimony today," Papa Smurf announced.

"As it was in the beginning when God created the first man and woman, so it shall be by His eternal decree, that male and female shall be united together as one flesh so that they may share the blessings of love and family together," Abloec said.

"I know how eager you all are in waiting to smurf eternity with each other together, so in the interest of time and brevity, I will smurf the name of the Smurf and Smurfette that will smurf down the aisle together so that they may exchange vows with each other and smurf their eternal love for each other," Papa Smurf said. "Is that understood?"

"Yes, Papa Smurf," all the Smurfs and Smurfettes said together.

Papa Smurf cleared his throat before he began. "Brainy Smurf, Athena Smurfette, you may both smurf forward."

"Figures that Brainy would smurf first again," Hefty said, not liking the arrangement.

Brainy and Athena both stepped out of their seats to join together in the middle of the aisle to walk down the aisle together as "Here Comes The Bride" was played. Brainy was dressed in a sparkling light blue tuxedo while Athena was dressed in a white gown with light blue trim.

As soon as the couple reached the altar, the music stopped and Abloec proceeded. "Brainy Smurf, do you smurf before the Almighty to take Athena Smurfette to be your smurfully wedded wife, to cherish, honor, and obey, in sickness and in health, for good times and for bad, to love her as long as you both shall smurf?"

"I do," Brainy said proudly as he looked at Athena.

"And do you, Athena Smurfette, smurf before the Almighty to take Brainy Smurf as your smurfully wedded husband, to cherish, honor, and obey, in sickness and in health, for good times and for bad, to love him as long as you both shall smurf?"

"I do," Athena said as she looked at Brainy.

Then Snappy and Sassette each brought forth the rings on a separate pillow that were crafted by Handy. "These rings made of gold will show that the two of you are insmurfably bound to each other for all time. You will smurf your own vows and in turn smurf the ring on the other's finger."

Brainy took the first ring. "Athena, what can I say to you, because the moment you first smurfed out of the Mirror of Opposition, you have left me totally speechless." He slipped the ring onto Athena's finger. "With this ring, I vow that, from the depths of my own soul, to be the kind of Smurf that you want me to be, to give you everything that your heart desires no matter the cost, to make you the one and only Smurf that I will always love above all others."

Athena took the second ring. "Brainy, there's nothing you need to say to me, because even without a word I seem to know just what you're smurfing." She slipped the ring onto Brainy's finger. "With this ring, I vow that, from everything that I smurf within me, I will continue to help you become the smart and wise Smurf that you are...to smurf you a home and a family that will always love you, and to have you as the one and only Smurf that I will always smurf above all others."

"And so, with the power smurfed in me by the Almighty and by all the angels in heaven who smurf as witnesses this very day, I pronounce that Brainy Smurf and Athena Smurfette are now both husband and wife," Abloec said. And then to Brainy: "You may now kiss your bride."

The Smurfs and Smurfettes cheered as Brainy and Athena shared a kiss together at the altar before they both sat down together as a married couple.

To be expanded on.