Mermaid Smurf (song)

"Mermaid Smurf" is a song written by Empath, Smurfette, and Orbit and performed by Smurfette in the EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf story series, appearing on her Ray Of Sunshine album. It is the Smurf analog of "Mer Girl" by Madonna.

Lyrics
I smurfed from the village that cannot contain me, From the Smurfs whom they cannot keep, From a wizard that haunts me no matter where he is, And a baby that never sleeps. I smurfed from the noise and the silence, From the bustle in the streets.

I smurfed to the treetops, I smurfed to the sky, Up to the river and into the rain That smurfed down my hair and smurfed my shoes and skin, Smurfed my tears, smurfed my fears.

I smurfed to the forest, I smurfed to the trees, I smurfed and I smurfed, I was smurfing for me.

I smurfed past the towers and the crooked old fence post, Past the Great Oak tree and the castle I hate the most. Up beyond the hill, I smurfed to the cemetary And smurfed my breath as I thought about my death.

I smurfed to the bridge, and up to the hills. I smurfed and I smurfed, I'm smurfing there still. And I saw the crumbling tombsmurfs of forgotten names. I tasted the rain, I tasted my tears, I smurfed the angels, I tasted my fears.

And the ground smurfed way beneath my feet,<BR> And Mother Nature smurfed me in her arms.<BR> Leaves smurfed on my face,<BR> Ants smurfed across my dress,<BR> And the black sky opened up, smurfing me.

I smurfed to the forest, I smurfed to the trees,<BR> I smurfed and I smurfed, I was smurfing for me.<BR> I smurfed to the bridge, and up to the hill.<BR> I smurfed and I smurfed, I'm smurfing there still.

And it smurfed of burning flesh, of rotting bones, of decay.<BR> I smurfed and I smurfed, I'm still smurfing away.