Eska vs. Ezra (The Devereaux Story)/Chapter 3

While Spiro tried to find a way to the Forest of Portals, Eska asked Ezra numerous questions about their village and their world.

"Well, first of all," Ezra explained, "Me and Britze are one of the few male Smurfs in a village of Smurfettes. Along with Smurfman. How come he's the most handsome in the village?! Every female Smurf wants to be with him! Even Penny once!"

"Yea, I feel ya," Eska replied, "Smurfette is a total bombshell! Benny was even attracted to her once. And what's with the kisses?! Kinda makes me feel more enraged, don't ya think?!"

"Yea," Ezra nodded, "But Smurfman is actually very nice. He likes animals, various kinds. It's kinda hard for me to hate him."

"Same," Eska thought, "Smurfette may be into more feminine things, but she's very nice."

"Yea," Spyra sighed, "Smurfman...sigh....handsomest Smurf in the village!"

"I second that with Smurfette," Spiro dreamily sighed.

"Weren't you supposed to be working on a shortcut to the Forest of Portals?" Spyra asked him.

"Well, I got a slight bit distracted," Spiro told her, then muttered, "But you were the one who distracted me in the first place."

"What?!" Spyra exclaimed.

"Oh, nothing!" Spiro fake smiled.

"Mon amis, let's try to get along!" Felipe encouraged them, "Why would you ever argue with yourself of the opposite gender! I certainly wouldn't!" He arched his eyebrows at Felette, which made her coo at him.

However, once they made it out of the path Spiro was leading, they were back to the campsite.

"We just went into a complete circle!" Spyra swiped the map from Spiro, "How are we supposed to get home now?!"

"Well, you were the one who entrusted me with the map!" Spiro reminded her.

"Actually, you ''volunteered!" ''Spyra retorted.

"I wanna yell about something!" Ezra interjected.

"Guys, guys!" Eska split them, "Can't we all just get along? It is my birthday!"

"Yea...I guess," Spiro and Spyra muttered.

"Yea, look on the bright side!" Bash mentioned, "When one path is worthless..."

"Go another path!" Beth finished. They both looked at each other and laughed.

"Um...I don't mean to be a bother but..." Benny held onto Eska's shoulders, which made her blush, "Maybe we should let Eska lead us there."

"And...and Ezra can help," Penny grabbed onto his shoulders, which made him blush, "Is that ok?"

"YEET!" Ezra and Eska exclaimed.

"Then it's settled then!" Spiro nodded.

"Let the birthday twins lead the way!" Spyra added.

"Yay!" Bash and Beth rejoiced.

"...yay!" Britze and Bronze shyly acknowledged.

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