Smurfette's First Meeting With Nudie

"Smurfette's First Meeting With Nudie" is a mini-story that is part of the EMPATH: The Luckiest Smurf story series.

The Story
It was around the time that Smurfette first became a member of the Smurf Village, and one morning she was going about her business inside her house when she heard a knock on her door. "Just a minute," she said as she went to answer the door.

It was a Smurf who apparently wasn't dressed in anything. "Hello, Smurfette," the Smurf introduced himself rather excitedly. "My name is Nudie, in case you haven't figured it out yet."

"Uh, Nudie, why are you not dressed in a hat and pants like everyone else?" Smurfette asked, trying hard to look only at his face and not at everywhere else.

"That's because I like to smurf around the village au naturale, as Painter would like to smurf," Nudie answered. "Besides, I'm not ashamed at how I look. I may not be as impressive as Hefty is, but you've got to admit that I'm not bad smurfing myself now, am I?"

"You're certainly an attractive Smurf at that," Smurfette said with a bit of uncertainty in her voice.

"Look, I'm not here to smurf upon you to do something indecent, but you might want to try smurfing like me sometime," Nudie said.

"Uh, not right now, Nudie, thank you," Smurfette said.

Then Nudie turned and saw Tapper and Duncan McSmurf approaching. "Oops, gotta run now. It was nice smurfing with you, Smurfette," Nudie said before he ran off and left Smurfette standing near her door.

At that moment, Tapper and Duncan arrived. "Smurf o' the morning to you, my dear Smurfette," Tapper greeted. "I see that you've smurfed the unfortunate smurfumstance of meeting our resident streaker Nudie."

"Yes, I have, Tapper," Smurfette said. "He didn't smurf any harm to me, if you were going to ask me that."

"That boy advertises a bit too much of himself for my smurfing, lassie," Duncan said. "As much as I am proud to show off my smurfy strong physique, even I would not be so daring as to smurf off myself in all my glory when I'm not properly married yet."

"You mean it's okay to be naked when you're married to someone you love?" Smurfette asked.

"There is a time and a place for married couples to share each other without their clothes on, Smurfette," Tapper said. "Originally God created the male and female to be naked because it was a symbol of their innocence before Him, but when they smurfed the first sin, they became ashamed of themselves and smurfed leaves as coverings over themselves to hide their shame. That's why humans from that point on started smurfing clothes, and I believe that's the same reason that Smurfs also started smurfing clothes, as a symbol of hiding those things that we would be too shameful to smurf in public."

"I never knew that," Smurfette said. "Nor did I know until now that there were differences between male Smurfs and female Smurfs as far as what parts they have."

"I wouldn't blame you for being curious, my fair maiden," Duncan said. "Since there's only one of you in this village and a hundred of us, you're going to be smurfing a lot of us at times when we wouldn't be expecting you to smurf us."

To be expanded on.