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== No mercy on April 1st (Runner FCV: SP Universe) ==
It was the evening of March 31, 2060. Tomorrow is joke day, and also the birthday of Runner which  Runner celebrates modestly, if not at all as well as the day of jokes, which he does not understand. Vuego smurfling was preparing to April 1st in smurflings' house. He has list of pranks. There were pranks selected for each smurfs:

''Insecta: discreetly swap a can of insect repellent for a can of perfume''

''Irritantte: give a bucket of spicy candies disguised as smurfberries''

''Rawwer: slip a defective pickaxe''

''Anchorwoman: make a video of fake news about an approaching tornado''


Vuego showed the list to Runner and Leafy. 

Runner: -Do you just want to cause chaos?

Vuego: -No, I'm preparing for April 1st. There will be 20 pranks on the list here, I won't be able to do more, but if you help, we can play a prank on others more.

Leafy: -Eh, I smurfbably won't take part in this

Runner: -Me too. This day is so stupid and harmful. Why is there a day once a year where everyone does nasty things to each other and harms each other!?

Vuego: -It's not harmful. It's funny. Once in a boring year there should be at least one fun day.

He continued to argue with him until the night.He continued to argue with him until the night.


April 1st arrived. Runner was on guard that day. At any moment, anyone could play a prank on him. He stayed at home until he was needed, and his friends Leafy and Vuego went out.

-Vuego: It's a shame Runner is so boring. (*Vuego takes out a list and writes something there*)

Stupie sees Leafy and Vuego smurflings. He comes to them and says that they got white back. "Of course, we wear white T-shirts" said Vuego. Then Stupie says that their back is black, but Vuego replies that the first word is more important than the second and that Stupie is too stupid to prank others and advises him to hide in the house, like Runner did, to avoid becoming a victim of pranks on this day. Stupie goes away and gets sadness that He can't even prank smurflings.


On this day, different smurfs on this day prank each other in different ways. Aquasmurf throws a water balloon at others from an unexpected place. Fishersmurf leaves caught fish at the doors. Runner finally went outside. He was very alert and looked around. He came to opened window of SmurfAsian's house to ask him what will for lunch. Runner started asking him through the window.

-SmurfAsian: Can you guess by smell?

-Runner: I fill a smell of fish

-SmurfAsian: feel*

-Runner: yes, I field.. eh..  feel

-SmurfAsian: hmm... I don't cook meat products like Fishersmurf, where do you smell a fish?

-Runner: in your kitchen, isn't it?

-SmurfAsian: Yes, it isn't. I'm making Asian noodles and Fishersmurf threw the smelly fish at my door.

-Runner: This is an April Fool's joke, this day pisses me off, and you? Maybe you want to substitute something unsmurf for lunch as a prank?

-SmurfAsian: That would be my biggest act of disrespect to everyone, food is not a joke, but April Fools' Day is part of our smurfs' culture, you'll have to get used to it.

-Runner: This is just double standards. Look, he's going to give her flowers now, but it's a trap, because these flowers are not ordinary, but fake ones that shoot water. (Runner points to a smurf, to whom he is going to give flowers to a smurffem). Do you smurfsider this disrespectful?

<nowiki>*</nowiki>SmurfAsian shrugs*

-Runner: Ok, my protest against this day will be to ruin this prank.

He runs up to the couple of nameless smurf and smurffem, brazenly takes away the flowers, throws them on the ground and tramples them, screaming that this is the trap, these flowers are for a prank to shoot water to a face. But it turned out that these flowers were real and there was no mechanism for shooting water.

-a smurf: You have ruined the rarest species of arctic snowdrops that I have been saving for a long time as a gift!

-Runner: Oops, Happy April Fools, I can't believe I'm saying this.

So Runner ruined a love relationship, although he won't regret it because he doesn't like romance more than this day.


When it was time for lunch, everyone sat down at the tables, Ronner, Vuego and Leafy sat next to each other. He gave everyone food. Vuego decided to step away for a while. When Ronner tried the food, he felt nauseated and vomited, and his face turned green. He threw up all over Leafy. Everyone was distracted by Ronner. Vuego came back and said in front of everyone: "April Fools." Everyone understood what was going on. Vuego mixed some nasty ingredient into Ronner's plate.

-Runner: Vuego, why did you do this?

-Vuego: I taught you a lesson that there is no escape from April Fools' Day. 

-Leafy: this is the worst timing for pranks. Have you heard the idiom "Kill 3 birds with one stone"?

-Vuego: maybe..

-Leafy: So, you killed 3 smurfs with one stone! One -  you ruined Runner's lunch. Two - you got me dirty. Three - you've spoiled everyone else's appetite, uh (*looks at the others*) maybe someone.

After the Curer gave the medicine to Ronner, and Leafy washed off the dirt, the two met to hatch the mercyless plan for a revengeful prank.


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