I'm a joke
As you may have noticed, but probably don't care, I've been gone since ~September. My edit rate is virtually nonexistent and even before then, I wasn't making waves of changes like I did before.
probably because I've reached the same point I have with previous smurfs fanfictions.
Sympath. Traction. Axel. The Khurfs. My list of failures grows and grows, like the days since M. Night Shymalan made a critically-acclaimed movie. And it's not like I don't have ideas.
I'm just horrible at articulating them in a concise, cohesive format.
some people have been working on fanfictions for years. when newcomes enter the wiki, they see how built-up their portfolios are. how much work they've done.
and i've got nothing to show for mine.
maybe that's my destin…
Happy New Year
Breaking News: The year 2017, famous for a wave of high-profile career-destroying revelations that shook Hollywood, has died at the age of 365 days. 2018 is widely expected to take its place.
Happy new year, everyone. They're all destined to suck but nothing wrong with making a blog post.
Why the AoC Smurfs have such weird names
It may be weird seeing some of the names of Smurfs in the AoC Universe at the moment. Things like Dan'Ariz, Hamwan and Trazin'Mak would obviously sound strange to someone used to the likes of 'Hefty' or 'Grouchy'.
The reason for the naming convention is simple: in the AoC story series, the smurfs are descended from undertrolls, who in turn are descended from primordial trolls - and that is how they used to name their children. A troll generally starts with one name, then dies with another, to signify an achievement of theirs at some point in between. 'Jin' for instance, indicates great leadership - and notice how Kounjin was leader of the Smurf Magocouncil after Hamwan became Grand Vizier.
It was only after the Plague which killed every adult smu…
Merry Christmas wiki
Merry Christmas wiki! This is the 6th christmas I'm spending with you guys - enjoy the day; hopefully it's one spent with those most important to you (and not like, a venture to the local community hall full of lonely strangers.)
My new story series is coming along nicely. Still in the world-building stage (and lots of questions surrounding its relevance - or lack of thereof) but I should be in the groove soon.